近年来,冷笑话作为一种新兴的语言现象在网络、杂志上十分盛行。下面是小编精心收集的关于经典英语小笑话段子，希望大家喜欢!

关于经典英语小笑话段子篇一

My mother and a group of her friends were discussing housecleaning. Mom, who dislikes the task，stated in a matter-of-fact way,”Oh，I'm giving it up. I'm going to let the dirt build up. Then I'll call the police， report a burglary, and let them come and dust for fingerprints.”

妈妈和几个朋友在谈论打扫房于的事。妈妈不喜欢干这项工作，她讲出了一个可行的办法。“噢，我现在已不干了，我让灰尘积攒下去，然后给警寨局打个电话，就说我家丢了

东西。他们为了找指纹，就会把一切都打扫干净的。”

关于经典英语小笑话段子篇二

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I wanted to look especially nice when I valked my son to his first day of kindergarten，so I took the liberty of borrowing an outfit from my younger，more fashionable sister，who was staying with us at the time. We had agreed not to borrow from one another without asking，but she was asleep，so I slipped some shorts and a shirt out of her drawer silently，planning to put them back before she woke up.

在陪儿子上幼儿园的第一天，我怒打扮一下自己。我打算从妹妹那儿借身外衣，她年径而且时髦。妹妹和我们住在一起。我们有约在先，不经过对方的同意不能拿别人的东西。但那时她仍在睡觉。于是，我从她的衣拒里轻径拿走几条短裤和一件村衣，本想趁她没醒来时再放回去。

To my surprise .she was awake when I got back, but she didn't mention the clothes. We chatted about Jason's introduction to kindergarten. Finally，she smiled and asked coolly，"And how did Jason's teacher like my pajamas?"

让我吃惊的是，当我送儿子去幼儿园回来后，妹妹已经醒了。但她没找衣服的事儿。我们聊了聊儿子吉森在幼儿园做自我介绍的情况。最后，妹妹笑着并不动声色地问:“吉森的老师觉得我的睡衣怎徉?”

关于经典英语小笑话段子篇三

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I wanted to look especially nice when I valked my son to his first day of kindergarten，so I took the liberty of borrowing an outfit from my younger，more fashionable sister，who was staying with us at the time. We had agreed not to borrow from one another without asking，but she was asleep，so I slipped some shorts and a shirt out of her drawer silently，planning to put them back before she woke up.

在陪儿子上幼儿园的第一天，我怒打扮一下自己。我打算从妹妹那儿借身外衣，她年径而且时髦。妹妹和我们住在一起。我们有约在先，不经过对方的同意不能拿别人的东西。但那时她仍在睡觉。于是，我从她的衣拒里轻径拿走几条短裤和一件村衣，本想趁她没醒来时再放回去。

To my surprise .she was awake when I got back, but she didn't mention the clothes. We chatted about Jason's introduction to kindergarten. Finally，she smiled and asked coolly，"And how did Jason's teacher like my pajamas?"

让我吃惊的是，当我送儿子去幼儿园回来后，妹妹已经醒了。但她没找衣服的事儿。我们聊了聊儿子吉森在幼儿园做自我介绍的情况。最后，妹妹笑着并不动声色地问:“吉森的老师觉得我的睡衣怎徉?”