笑话是现代社会发展最快的一种口头文学体裁,它体现了某一民族行为中最深刻的和潜意识中的观点。下面是小编精心收集的关于简易的英语小笑话，希望大家喜欢!

关于简易的英语小笑话篇一

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Immediately after my husband's company built a weight-lifting facility for its employees, he and a colleague of his，Jamie，joined the program. Although Jamie dropped out of the program，my husband continued faithfully. Several months later，a co-worker came up to him and expressed interest in weight training. My husband was flattered that someone had noticed the results of his dedicated effort,until the man exclaimed，"Yes，I just saw Jamie and he looks great.”

我丈夫的公司为雇员购置了一套举重器材。不久，他和他的一位叫杰来的同事就参加了这个训练项目。尽管后来杰米退出了训练，可我丈夫始终不渝地坚特训练。几个月后，一位同事走到我丈夫身边，说他对举重训练也很感兴趁.我丈夫为有人注意到他坚持训练而感到很得意，直到那个同事感慨地说:“嘿，我刚才见到杰来了，他看止去好棒哟!”

关于简易的英语小笑话篇二

One afternoon a man came into the bank where my wife，Laura，is a teller. As he stood in the doorway wiping his eye glasses with a handkerchief , she asked if she could help him.

我的妻子劳拉，是名银行的出纳员。一天下午，一位男士来到了银行，他站在门口用一块手绢擦眼镜。我妻子便问他是否需要帮助。

"You're darned right.”he answered."Ever since I bought these glasses here, I haven't been able to see a thing."

“你说得真他妈的对，”他气愤极了，“自从我在你们这儿买了这副眼镜后，我还没看清过一件东西呢。”

"Sir，"Laura replied，"I believe you want the optical store next door."

“先生，”劳拉和气地说:“我认为隔璧的眼镜店才是您妥找的地方。”

The man put his glasses on, looked around the bank and said，"I told you these glasses aren't any good:"

那个人戴上了眼镜，朝四周