有关经典英语小笑话大全

发布时间:2017-06-11 20:35

冷笑话不同于一般的笑话,以其独特的制笑机制,能瞬间制造出一种特殊氛围。下面是小编精心收集的有关经典英语小笑话,希望大家喜欢!

有关经典英语小笑话篇一

Two neighbors were chatting over the back fence. "Did you know that my wife has started a cooking show on television?"one asked.

两个邻居在后院隔着栅聊柳天。一个问:“你知道我妻子在电视上开始主持烹饪节目了吗?”

" Really?" replied the other fellow.”That's terrific!What's the show called?"

“真的吗?”另一个说,“那可太棒了,那个节目叫什么名字?”

"That's Inedible. "

“不能食用的东西。”

有关经典英语小笑话篇二

Two neighbors were chatting over the back fence. "Did you know that my wife has started a cooking show on television?"one asked.

两个邻居在后院隔着栅聊柳天。一个问:“你知道我妻子在电视上开始主持烹饪节目了吗?”

" Really?" replied the other fellow.”That's terrific!What's the show called?"

“真的吗?”另一个说,“那可太棒了,那个节目叫什么名字?”

"That's Inedible. "

“不能食用的东西。”

有关经典英语小笑话篇三

"With a single stroke of a brush,"said the art teacher,taking his class around the National Gallery," Joshua Reynolds could change a smiling face to a frowning one. "

“只需挥一下笔刷,”美术老师站在国家美术馆前对他的学生说,“宙华理诺思就能把一张微笑的脸变成一幅长满皱纹的脸。”

" That's nothing,“said one small boy.”So can my mother."

一名男生说:“那有什么,我妈妈也能做得到。”

有关经典英语小笑话篇四

A preacher was asking for contributions to the church's sprogram to buy food for the needy. The town gambler, who also owned the salon and several other shady operations,offered the preacher $500.“You can't take that," a scandalized deacon told the preacher. "That's the devil's money.”

教堂活动中有个项目是为穷人捐钱买食物。一次一位牧师在请求公众捐资时,镇上一名拥有一个沙龙和几个赌场的赌场老板捐了五百块钱。“你不该接受他的钱。”一位名声很

坏的收师对那位牧师说,“那钱是魔鬼的钱。

"Well,brother,"said the preacher,cheerfully accepting the gift,"in that case,the devil has had his hands on it long enough. Now let's see what the Lord can do with it.”

“澳,我说兄弟,”高兴地收了捐赠的牧师说:“要是那样的话,魔鬼的手印一定还在这钱上,现在咱们就看看上帝会怎样来对什它吧!”

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