笑话能反映出一个民族的价值系统及其对周围世界肯定和否定的态度。小编整理了有关简短的英文笑话带翻译，欢迎阅读!

有关简短的英文笑话带翻译篇一

Reaching the end of a job interview ,

到了工作面试的最后部分，

the personnel recruitment officer asken a young engineer fresh out of Cambridge,

人事招聘主管问一位刚从剑桥毕业的年轻工程师：

" And what starting salary were you looking for?"

“你想要起薪多少呢 ?”

The engineer said,"In the neighborhood of $140,000 a year,depending on the benefits package."

工程师说 ：“太约一年十四万左右吧，要视整体福利而定。”

The interviewer said,"Well ,what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation,

面试主管说：“嗯，五个礼拜的假期，

14 paid holidays,full medical and dental,

十四天带薪假，全额补助医疗和看牙科，

company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary ,

百分之五十薪资的公司相对退休基金，

and a company car leased every 2 years ,say,a red sports Mercedes? "

每两年公司租用配车，比如说，红色的奔驰跑车，你觉得怎幺样呀?”

The engineer sat up straight and said ,

工程师挺直坐着说：

"Wow!Are you kidding?"

“哇!你在开玩笑吧?”

And the interviewer replied,"Yeah,but you started it."

面试主管回答说 ：“对呀。不过是你起头的呀。”

有关简短的英文笑话带翻译篇二

Bill,Jim,and Scott were at a convention together

比尔，吉姆，和史考特一起参加一场会议，

and were sharing a large suite on the top of a 75story sky-scraper.

并且在一栋七十五层摩天大楼的顶楼合住一间太套房.

After a long day of meetings

在一整天的会议之后，

they were shocked to hear that the elevators in their hotel were broken

他们非常惊讶地听说他们饭店的电梯坏掉了，

and they would have to climb 75 flights stairs to get to their room.

他们必须要爬七十五层的一楼梯回到他们的房间。

Bill said to Jim and Scott,

比尔对吉姆和史考特说，

Let's break the monotony of this unpleasant task by concentrating on something interesting .

让我们把精神集中在有趣的事情上，来打发这件令人不爽快又单调 乏味的苦差事。

I will tell jokes for 25 flights,

前二十五层我来说笑话，

and Jim can sing songs for 25 flights ,

后二十五层吉姆可 以唱歌，

and Scott can tell sad stories the rest of the way.

剩下的路程史考特可以说些悲哀的故事。

At the 26th floor bill stopped telling jockes and Jim began to sing,

到了二十六层 ，比尔停止说笑话，吉姆开始唱歌。

At the 51st floor Jim stopped singing and Scott began to tell sad stories.

到了五十一层，吉姆停止唱歌，史考特开始说些悲哀的敬事。

"I will tell my saddest story first," he said. "I left the room key in the car!"

他说：“首先 ，我要说我最悲哀的故事，我把房间钥匙留在车子里面了!”

有关简短的英文笑话带翻译篇三

A government employee found and old brass lamp in a filing cabinet.

有一位政府机关员工在档案柜里面发现一盏老旧的铜制油灯。

When he dusted it off,a genie appeared and granted him three wishes.

当他把它的灰尘除去的时候。有一个精灵出现了 ，并且同意他三个愿望。

"I'd love an ice-cold beer right now,"

他告诉精灵 “我现在马上就要一瓶冰啤酒 。”

he told the genie .Poof! A beer appeared .

砰!一瓶啤酒出现了。

Next the man said," I wish to be on an island,surrounded by becautiful and willing woman."

这个人接着说：“我想要到一个岛上， 被甘心乐意的美女围绕着。”

Poof!He was on an island with gorgeous woman fawning all over him.

砰!他到了一个岛上，被美女纠缠着对他献殷勤。

Oh,this is the life,the guy thought.

这家伙想着啊，这才是生活呀。

"I wish I never had to work again."

“我希望我永远都不必再工作。”

And poof! He was back at his desk in the government office!

砰!他回到他在政府机关的 办公桌前。