笑话是日常生活中人们消遣娱乐的一种常见语言现象,其目的在于在会话过程中传递和激发幽默感。小编整理了小学英语小笑话短文，欢迎阅读!

小学英语小笑话短文篇一

A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away .

有一场刚过世的女子的葬礼正在举行。

At the end of the pall bearers are carrying the casket out

到了仪式的尾声，正当抬棺材的人要将棺材抬出之际。

when they accidentlly bump into a wall,jurring the casket.

他们一不小心撞到了一面墙壁，摇动了棺材。

They hear faint moan.

他们听到了一个微弱无力的呻吟声。

They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive.

他们将棺材 打开，发现到这个女子实际上还活着。

She lives for ten more years,and then dies.

她又活了十多年，然后就死了.

A ceremony is again held at the same place,

在同样的地点再次举行葬礼，

and at the end of the ceremony the pall bearers are again carrying out the casket.

而在葬礼的尾声， 抬棺材的人又再次要将棺材抬出去。

As they are walking,

正当他们在走路的时候，

the husband cries out,"Watch out for that damn wall!"

老公大声叫说：“小心 注意那面该死的墙壁。”

小学英语小笑话短文篇二

Silly Doctor

蠢医生

A man went to see his doctor

有一名男子去看他的医生，

because he was suffering from a miserable cold.

因为他正遭到令人难受的感冒之苦。

His doctor prescribed some pills,

他的医生开了一些药丸 ，

but they didn't help.

但是这些药丸都没什么帮助。

On his next visit the doctor gave him a shot,

他笫二次去的时候，医生给他打针，

but that didn't do any good.

但是那也没什么效。

On his third visit the doctor told the man,

他第三次去的时候 ，医生告诉这名男子：

"Go home and take a hot bath.As soon as you finish bathing throw open all the windows andstand in the draft."

“回家洗个热水澡吧。你一洗完澡就把所有韵窗户都打开，然后站在通风处。”

"But doc,"protested the patient,

这名病人抗议说：“但是医生，

"if I do that,I'll get pneumonia."

如果我那么做的话，我就会得到肺炎呀。”

"I know,"said the doctor,"don't worry,I can cure pneumonia."

医生说：“我知道啦，别担心啦，我会治疗肺炎啦。”

小学英语小笑话短文篇三

A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain .

有名年轻女子去看医生，怨忿地说着她的病痛。

"Where are you hurting?"asked the doctor.

医生问她：“你哪里痛?”

"You have to help me,I hurt all over",said the woman,

女子说：“你一定要帮帮我，我全身痛。”

"What do you mean ,all over ?"asked the doctor,"be a little more specific."

医生问说：“什么意思呀，全身?讲更明确一点吧”

The woman toughed her right knee with her index finger and yelled,

这名女子用她的指碰触右膝，痛得直叫;

"Ow,that hurts."Then she toughed her left cheek and again yelled,

“哎唷，那里好痛呀。”然后她碰触左脸颊，又痛得直叫：

"Ouch!That hurts ,too.”Then she toughed her right earlobe ,

“哎呀，那里也好痛呀。”然后她碰触右耳垂，她哭喊说：

"Ow,even THAT hurts ,she cried.

“哎呀，连那里也好痛呀。”

The doctor checked her thoughtfull for a moment and told her his diagnosis,"You have a brokenfinger."

医生体贴地替她检查了一会儿，然后把诊断结果告诉她：“你的手指断了啦。”