冷笑话是近几年新兴的一种语言现象,它轻松诙谐、别具一格,给我们紧张的生活增添了几分轻松的情趣,它一出现便受到了大多数人的喜爱。小编分享关于初中英语小笑话，希望可以帮助大家!

关于初中英语小笑话：三个医生

Three doctor are in the duck blind and bird flies overhead.

三名医生藏身在观察野鸭的隐蔽处，有一只鸟从头上飞过。

The general practitioner looks at it and says,

一般家庭医生看着他说：

"Looks like a duck,flies like a duck,it's probably a duck,"

“看起来像-只鸭子，飞起来像一只鸭子……它可能是一只鸭子”。

shoots at it but misses and the bird flies aay.

就对着它射击，但是没射中，这只鸟飞走了。

The next bird flies overhead,

第二只鸟从头上飞过。

and the pathologist looks at it,then looks through the pages of a bird manual,and says,

病理学家看着它，然后仔细翻翻阅好几页的野鸟手册说

"Hmmmm,green wings,yellow bill,quacking sound,might be a duck."

“嗯……绿色的翅膀，黄色的鸟嘴，嘎嘎的叫声……可能是一只鸭子。”

He arises his gun to shoot it,but the bird is long gone.

他举起他的枪来射它，但是这兵鸟飞一了好远。

A third bird flies over .

第三只鸟从头上飞过。

The surgeon raises his gun and shoots almost without looking,brings the bird down,and turnsto the patholoogist and says,

外科医生举起他的松，看都不看就射击，把鸟击落后就转向病理学家说：

"Go see if that was a duck."

“你去看看那是不是一只鸭子。”

关于初中英语小笑话：Exchange Sandwiches

交换三明治

Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks.

有两位律师走进一家小餐厅。点了两份饮料。

Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat.

然后他们就从他们的公文包当中拿出三明治开始吃。

The waiter became quite concerned

服务生感到相当不妥，

and marched over and told them,"You can't eat your own sandeiches in here!"

就走过去告诉他们：“你们不可以在这里吃你们自己的三明治!”

The attorneys looked each other ,

这两位律师彼此