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关于用英语说笑话1

In the insect lab, Rajesh shows his fear for bugs.

在昆虫实验室里，拉杰什表现出害怕虫子的样子。

Howard: You're like a girl. They're just bugs.

霍华德:你简直像个女生，下过是虫子罢了。

Rajesh: Well, I don't like bugs, okay'? They freak me out.

拉杰什:我不喜欢虫子，怎么了?它们让我害怕。

Sheldon: Interesting, you're afraid of insects and women, ladybugs must render you catatonic.

谢尔登:有趣，你既怕虫子又怕女人，瓢虫还不得把你吓晕了。

关于用英语说笑话2

Sheldon is trying to persuade Penny to stop crying.

谢尔登劝说彭妮不要哭泣。

Sheldon: Why are you crying?

谢尔登:你为什么哭?

Penny: Because I' m stupid!

彭妮:因为我太笨了!

Sheldon: That's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.

谢尔登:那也没有理由哭啊，人因为伤心才哭。比如说我哭是因为其他人都太蠢让我感到悲伤。

关于用英语说笑话3

Leonard is preparing for his date, a little nervous.

伦纳德在为他的约会作准备，有些紧张。

Leonard: How do I look?

伦纳德:我看起来怎么样?

Sheldon: Could you be more specific?

谢尔登:你能更具体些吗?

Leonard: Can you tell I'm perspiring a little?

伦纳德:你能看出我在冒汗吗?

Sheldon: No. The dark crescent-shaped patterns under your arms conceal it nicely.What time is your date?

伦纳德:不能。你腋下深色的新月状图案将其隐藏得很好。你几点约会?

Leonard: 6:30.

伦纳德:6点半。

Sheldon: Perfect. That gives you two hours and 15 minutes for that dense molecular cloud of aromas to dissipate.

谢尔登:太好了。那你还有2小时15分钟，让那片稠密的人造纤维分子云消散。

Leonard: Is it too much?

伦纳德:汗很多吗?

Sheldon: Not if you're a rugby team.

谢尔登:如果你是橄榄球队员就不算多。