“煦兮杳杳，孔静幽默”。下面是小编给大家整理的英语幽默对话，供大家参阅!

英语幽默对话篇1

I：Good morning ,everyone! My name is Lily , I’m honored for this interview .

B: Good morning ,let’s calm down then we ‘ll start our question . Why are you interested in working for our company?

I：Because your operations are global, so I feel I can gain the most from working in this kind of environment.

B: Why did you leave your former company?

I: Because I want to change my working environment, I'd like to find a job which is more challenging.

B: Have you done any work in this field?

I：Yes ,my major is on it .

B: What are your geart strenghs?

I: I'm a hard-working, persistent person.

B: What's you major weak point?

I: I haven't been involved in international business, so I don't have any experience,but I have enough confidence for the challenge!

B: In what specific ways will our company benefit form hiring you?

I: I'm very familiar with this market and have many customers. I think your company will benefit from it.

B：OK, If we hire you ,we’ll give you a call .

I: Ok ,I'll wait for it !

英语幽默对话篇2

A：Hello ,Kate!

B:Hello.Lily .

A: You look upset ,I heared you have a blind date this morning. How about it ?

B: Nothing could be worse than it .It’ s boring .

A: Oh ,It’s the boy disgusting or what?

B: He is ugly, uneducated and impolite.

A: He must terribly treat you , what does your conclusion come from?

B: He critised my clothing and my hairstyle.He also said I should lose my weight.

A: Oh ,what an annoying boy ,He shouldn't be so impolite .

B: Not only for this ,he is mean and he haven’ t pay the bill yet .

A: Oh, you have a bad luck today , but do not mind ,you ‘ll never meet him again!

B: Be sure of that ,as well as the blind date !

A: Don’t be so discouraged , You fortune will come some day ,and you ‘ll find your Mr Right ! B:I hope so !

A: Oh ,it’s time for me to go for a meet .see you !

B:See you !

英语幽默对话篇3

J:Hi, Jack ,it ‘s a loog tiome to see you ,how about you these days?

L:Not bad ,how are you ?

J: Fine ,Could you give me some information about the housing prices in beijing

L:You are asking the right person .My colleague bought a house in beijing last month.

J: Where did he buy his house ?

L:In shijingshan district .

J: How much is it?

L: 20,000yuan per square meter .

J:It’s too expensive .It is beyond my capacity.

L:It’s almost the lowest prices in beijing ,for shijingshan district is in the fifth round in beiing .

J: I heared that the government have taken measures to control the rising housing prices, it’s still so high!

L: Though these measures have a little function ,we can not have enough money to buy a house in beijing !

J: I have to wait for some time for the decrease of the housing .

L: You can buy a house in some smaller city which prices is much lower .

J: But my career is in beijing and I like this city .Thanks for your advice .

L: That ‘s my pleasure !

J:See you later !

L: See you !

英语幽默对话篇4

S：Hello.Mr Smith

T:Hi ,Lily.

S: I wonder if you have time this weekend .

T: Nothing special .What’s up ?

S: This weekend is the spring festival. Would you like to celebrate it with my family together? T: I’d love to .You know I ‘m facinated with Chinese tradition .

S: Yeap . Spring festival is the most important holiday for chinese which every family will be well prepared for it .

T: Just like our Christmas Day.

S:Yes ,but the way of celebratin is different including the food .we’ll sreve you the dumlings . T: That’s great .I like it very much .It’s very delicious.

S: We will also let off fireworks to express our hapiness.

T:Oh it’s wonderful , I think I will have a great time this weekend .what time will we begin ? S: At seven o’clock in our house . I’ll you take you that time .

T:Thanks a lot .Oh, I remember that I have an important date now ,I must go now .See you then ! S: See you !

英语幽默对话篇5

Q: Excuse me

A: yes?

Q: Could you tell me how to get to the bird’s nest ? I’m a stranger here.

A: Sure ,take line 1 subway ,then transfer it at fuxingmen station ,then take line 2 ,and get off at andingmen station .Then you’ll change the bus 407, and stop at aotiximen bus atation ,you’ll see it .

Q: Line 1 ,and line 2 ,then bus 407 . I’m afraid I will forget it soon .

A: Maybe ,but it’s the simplest and shortest way there.

Q: OK, I have got a piece of paper ,I can write the way on it .Could you tell me again ?

A: Sure , take line 1 subway ,then transfer it at fuxingmen station ,then take line 2 ,and get off at andingmen station .Then you’ll change the bus 407, and stop at aotiximen bus atation ,you’ll see it.

Q: How long will it take ?A: About one hour .Q:Thanks a lot .but where is the subway entrance? A: Hmm, go down this street then turn left at the first turning , the logo of the entrance is marked. Q: Oh ,good ,well ,thank you very much .

A: Not at all.