近年来在互联网上流行起一种新的语言现象——冷笑话。它成为了新时期人们的茶余饭后的搞笑谈资。小编精心收集了有关小学生英语笑话，供大家欣赏学习!

有关小学生英语笑话：Its His Fault 是他的错

Billy and Bobby were brothers, and they often had fights with each other.

Last Saturday their mother said to them, "I'm going to cook our lunch now. Go out and play in the garden - and be good."

"Yes, Mummy." the two boys answered, and they went out.

They played in the garden for half an hour, and then Billy ran into the kitchen, "Mummy, " he said, "Bobby's broken a window in Mrs. Allens' house."

"He's a bad boy," his mother said. "How did he break it?"

"I threw a stone at him," Billy answered,"and he quickly ducked.".

比利和波比是两兄弟，两人经常打架。

上个星期六，他们的妈妈对他们说：“我现在要做午饭了。去，到花园去玩吧，别淘气。”

“是，妈妈。”两个男孩回答，然后他们就出去了。

他们在花园里玩了半个小时，然后比利跑进了厨房。“妈妈，”他说：“ 波比打碎了艾伦太太家的窗玻璃。”

“他是个坏孩子。”他妈妈说。“他是怎么把玻璃打碎的?”

“我朝他扔了一块石子，”比利回答：“他蹲下了。”

有关小学生英语笑话：A Useful Way 一个有效的方法

Father: Jack, why do you drink so much water?

Jack: I have just had an apple, Dad.

Father: What's that got to do with it?

Jack: I forgot to wash the apple.

爸爸：杰克，你干嘛喝这么多水呀?

杰克：我刚才吃了个苹果，爸爸。

爸爸：可是这跟喝水有什么关系呢?

杰克：我忘了洗苹果呀。

有关小学生英语笑话：A Present 凯特的礼物

Kate: Mom, do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday? Mom: No, Honey, what? Kate: A nice teapot. Mom: But I've got a nice teapot. Kate: No, you haven't. I've just dropped it.

凯特：妈妈，你知道我要给你一件什么生日礼物吗? 妈妈：不知道，宝贝，是什么呀? 凯特：一把漂亮的茶壶。 妈妈：可是我已经有一把漂亮的茶壶了呀。 凯特：不，你没有了。我刚刚把它给摔了。

有关小学生英语笑话：The Reason of being Late

Teacher: Johnny, why are you late for school every morning?

Johnny: Every time I come to the corner, a guidepost(路牌，路标) says, 'School -- GoSlow'.

有关小学生英语笑话：Tragedy

George W. Bush visits an elementary school and the 4th grade class is in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asks the President if he would like to lead the class in a discussion of the word "tragedy." So George W. asks the class for an example of a tragedy.

One boy stands up and says, "If my best friend who lives next door is playing in the street and a car comes along and runs him over, that would be a tragedy."

"No," says Bush, "that would be an accident."

A girl raises her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove off a cliff, killingeveryone involved, that would be a tragedy."

"I'm afraid not," explains the President. "That's what we would call a Great Loss."

The room goes silent. No other children volunteer. President Bush searches the room and asks, "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"

Finally, in the back of the room, Johnny raises his hand and in a quiet voice he says, "If Air Force One, carrying Mr. and Mrs. Bush, was struck by a missile and blown up tosmithereens(碎片) , that would be a tragedy."

"That's right! And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?" asks the President.

"Well," Johnny says, "because it wouldn't be an accident and it sure as hell(很，非常)wouldn't be a Great Loss."