冷笑话作为一种新兴的口头文类,有其鲜明的特色,而现有的定义和分类却把冷笑话作为一种既成文本来加以分析,忽略了其生存语境。小编精心收集了英语小笑话带中文翻译，供大家欣赏学习!

英语小笑话带中文翻译篇1

two birds

teacher: here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. now who can tell us which is which?

student: i cannot point out but i know the answer.

teacher: please tell us.

student: the swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

两只鸟

老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗?

学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。

老师：请说说看。

学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。

英语小笑话带中文翻译篇2

the fish net

can you tell me what fish net is made, ann?

a lot of little holes tied together with strings. replied the little girl.

鱼网

你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗，安? 老师发问道。

把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了。 小女孩回答道。

英语小笑话带中文翻译篇3

the new teacher

george comes from school on the first of september.

george, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother.

i didn't like her, mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said

that two and four were six too.....

新老师

9月1日， 乔治放学回到家里。

乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗? 妈妈问。

妈妈，我不喜欢，因为她说3加3得6, 可后来又说2加4也得6。