笑话,顾名思义,是一种通过幽默的文字或图示来达到令人会心一笑或捧腹大笑效果的文学形式。下面是小编精心收集的简短爆笑英文小笑话，希望大家喜欢!

简短爆笑英文小笑话篇一

The manager of a fast-food franchise was approached by a teenager looking for a job. "Have you had any experience with fast food?"the manager asked.

一位少年来封一家快餐馆找工作，经理问他:“你有在快餐店工作的经脸吗7"

The young man paused for a moment.“Well，“he replied，”I've eaten a lot of it.”

年轻人想了想说:“这么说吧，我吃过很多次快餐。”

简短爆笑英文小笑话篇二

嫩的稀奇!

Like most colleges，the food at St. Mary's College of Maryland scores low marks for both quality and variety.One exception is our annual steak-and-shrimp

night;but even this cari t escape the critics.

像很多大学一样，玛丽兰的圣·玛丽学院的伙食无论从花样上，还是从质量上评分都作低。咋一的例外是我们每年的牛排大虾之夜。但，即使是这天的食品，也很难逃脱评论

家的评论。我听到一个学生说:“这块牛排应烧得再嫩一点儿。”

"This steak could be a little more rare ," I overheard a fellow student say.

她的同伴说:“小声点儿，一年一次就够稀奇的了。(注:英语中，嫩和稀奇都是rare。)

"Pipe down,"whispered her companion. "Once a year is rare enough !”

简短爆笑英文小笑话篇三

如此节俭

Mrs. Willencot was very frugal. When her husband died，she asked the newspaper how much it would cost for a death notice.

成伦考特太太非常节俭.她丈夫死后去问报社，登一条讣告需要多少钱?

"Two dollars for five words. "

“八个字，两美元。，

"Can I pay for just two words?"，she asked.”Willencot dead."

“我登三个字多少钱?’她问:"Willencot过世。”

"No，two dollars is the minimum. You still have three words."

“两美元是最少的费用，你还可以加五个字。”

Mrs. Willencot thought a moment and added; "Cadillac for sale."

威伦考特太太想了一会儿，说:“卖卡迪拉克。”