冷笑话是近几年出现的一个新词,也是一种出现在我们身边的不可忽视的新的语言现象,它具有强大的生命力。下面是小编带来的英语爆笑笑话带翻译的，欢迎阅读!

英语爆笑笑话带翻译的篇一

I hung him up to dry 我把他吊起来让他晾干

Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital.

Jim和Mary都是精神病院里的病人。

One day while they were walking by the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom.

一天，他们沿着医院的游泳池散步，Jim突然跳入泳池的深水区，他沉到了底部。

Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.

Mary立刻跳下去救他，她潜到水底，把Jim拉了上来。

When the medical director became aware of Mary's heroic act he immediately reviewed her file and called her into his office.

当院长听闻了Mary的英勇行为后，他立刻翻