笑话作为一种城市化的民间口头创作体裁,是一种重要的交际手段。笑话可能只是文字游戏,但有时它在人们解决生活中的困惑时起着重要作用。下面是小编带来的世纪爆笑英文笑话，欢迎阅读!

世纪爆笑英文笑话篇一

The doctor finally reached his table at a dinner, after breaking away from a woman who sought advice on a health problem.

"Do you think I should send her a bill?" the doctor asked a lawyer who sat next to him.

"Why not?" the lawyer replied. "You rendered professional services by giving advice."

"Thanks," the physician said. "I think I'll do that."

When the doctor went to his office the next day to send the bill to the woman, he found a letter from the lawyer. It read:

"For legal services, $50."

昂贵的建议

大夫在打发走了一个就健康问题向他咨询的妇女之后，最后来到餐桌上。

“你认为我应该向她收费吗?”大夫问坐在身边的一个律师。

“有什么不应该?”律师答道，“你通过提建议提供了职业性服务。”

“谢谢，”大夫说道，“看来我得这么做。”

第二天当大夫去办公室给那位妇女写账单时，他收到律师的一封信。信中写道：

“请付法律服务费50美元。”

世纪爆笑英文笑话篇二

Reached Shore Fast 快速靠岸

A guy I know was towing his boat home from a fishing trip to Lake Huron when his car broke down. He didn't have his cell phone with him, but he thought maybe he might be able to raise someone on his marine radio to call for roadside assistance.

He climbed into his boat, clicked on the radio and said, "Mayday, mayday."

A Coast Guard officer came on and said, "State your location."

"I-75, two miles south of Standish."

After a very long pause, the officer asked, "How fast were you going when you reached shore?"

在休伦湖钓完鱼后，我的一个朋友开车拖着他的船回家。路上车坏了。他没带手机，不过，他想，也许他可以通过海事无线广播来请求公路援助。

于是，他爬到他的船里面，启动了无线装置，喊道，“求救，求救”。

一名海岸护卫队警官作出了回应，“报告你的位置”。

“I-75号公路，Standish的南面两英里”。

沉默了好一会之后，警官问我的朋友，“你的船靠岸时开得有多快?”

世纪爆笑英文笑话篇三

The Doctor Knows Better 医生懂得多

A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who wasstanding up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill."

"I am afraid that he is dead." said the doctor.

Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I'm not dead. I'm still alive."

"Be quiet, " said the wife. "the doctor knows better than you!"

一个男人在街上被出租车撞倒送进了医院。他的妻子站在他的床前对医生说：“我想他伤得很厉害。”

医生说：“恐怕他已经死了。”

听到医生的话，这个男人转动着头说：“我没死，我还活着。”

妻子说：“安静，医生比你懂得多。”

世纪爆笑英文笑话篇四

The Fourth Element 第四元素

The Fourth Element

Teacher: What are the four element of nature?

Student: Fire, air, earth, and... and ...

Teacher: And what? Just think it over, what do you wash your hands with?

Student: Soap!

第四元素

老师：自然界的四大元素是什么?

学生：火、气、和。。。和。。。

老师：和什么?想一想， 你用什么洗手的?

学生：肥皂。

世纪爆笑英文笑话篇五

Friend for Dinner

Honey, said the husband to his wife, I invited a friend home for supper.

What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I havent been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I dont feel like cooking a fancy meal!

I know all that.

Then why did you invite a friend for supper?

Because the poor fools thinking about getting married.

请朋友吃饭

“亲爱的，”丈夫对妻子说：“我邀请了一位朋友回家吃晚饭。”

“什么?你疯了吗?我们的房子乱糟糟的，我很久没有买过东西回来了，所有的碗碟都是脏的，还有，我可不想做一餐累死人的晚饭。”

“这些我全都知道。”

“那你为什么还要邀请朋友回来吃晚饭?”

“因为那个可怜的笨蛋正考虑要结婚呢。”