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关于比较经典的英语笑话篇1

Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.

Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.

病人：“医生，我想我得配副眼镜。”

银行职员：“你当然需要!这里是银行。”

关于比较经典的英语笑话篇2

An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat.

"My dad is an engineer. He can do everything. Do you know the Alps?"

"Yes," said the Navy brat.

"My dad has built them."

Then the naval kid spoke: "And do you know the Dead Sea?"

"Yes."

"It's my dad who's killed it!"

一个年轻的陆军士兵跟一个海军士兵吹牛，说他爸多么了不起。

“我爸是个工程师。他什么都会。你知道阿尔卑斯山么?”

“知道，”海军说

“我爸建的。”

年轻的海军说：“那你知道死海么?”

“知道。”

“那可是我爸弄死的”

关于比较经典的英语笑话篇3

Things Have Been Okay

一切都正常

A young couple were becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked.

一对年轻夫妇有个儿子，已经四岁了，还没有开口说话，他们对此深感焦虑。

They took him to specialists, but the doctors found nothing wrong with him.

他们带他去找专家诊治，但医生们总觉得他没有毛病。

Then one morning at breakfast the boy suddenly blurted, Mom, the toast is burned.

后来有一天早上吃早餐时，那孩子突然开口了：妈妈，面包烤焦了。

You talked! You talked! Shouted his mother.

你说话了!你说话了!他母亲叫了起来。

I'm so happy! But why has it taked this long?

我太高兴了!但为什么花了这么长的时间呢?

Well, up till now, Said the boy, things have been okay.

哦，在这之前，那男孩说，一切都很正常。