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小学生英语笑话带翻译：something really cheap

真正便宜的东西

after being away on business, tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.

做完生意回来后，提姆觉得应该给妻子带点什么礼物回去。

“how about some perfume?”he asked the cosmetics clerk. she showed him a $50.00 bottle.

“那些香水怎么卖啊?”他问卖化妆品的售货员。售货员给他展示了一支价值50美元的香水。

“that’s a bit much,”said tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00.

“看起来好像有点贵哦!”提姆说道。于是售货员又拿出一款30美元的香水。

“that’s still quite a bit,”tim complained.

“还是贵了点。”提姆抱怨道。

growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle.

售货员开始有点恼火了，就给提姆一瓶很小的香水，价值15美元。

“what i mean,”said tim, “is i’d like to see something really cheap.”

“我的意思是，”提姆说，“我想看看一些真正便宜的东西。”

the clerk handed him a mirror.

售货员听了后，递给了提姆一面镜子。

小学生英语笑话带翻译：excuse for speeding

赶紧到达那里

harry and lloyd were speeding down the road. a police car pulled them over.

哈里与劳埃德超速行驶，一辆警车拦住了他们。

"why on earth were you driving so fast?" the policeman yelled.

“你们为什么开那么快?”警官喊道。

"our brakes are no good, so we wanted to get there before we had an accident!

“我们的刹车不好，因此我们想在发生事故前赶紧到达目的地。”

小学生英语笑话带翻译：i'm not having it all cut off

没把头发全剪掉啊

miles sometime went to the barber's during working hours to have his hair cut. but this was against the office rules: clerks had to have their hair cut in their own time. while miles was at the barber's one day, the manager of the office came in by chance to have his own hair cut and sat just beside him.

麦尔斯有时在上班时间去理发馆理发，但这是违反办公室规定的：职员只能利用自己的时间理发。一天，正当麦尔斯理发时，经理碰巧也进来理发，而且就坐在他旁边。

"hello, miles," the manager said. "i see that you are having your hair cut in office time."

"你好，麦尔斯，"经理说。"我看到你在上班时间理发了。"

"yes, sir, i am," admitted miles calmly. "you see, sir, it grows in office time."

"是的，先生。正是这样。"麦尔斯平静地承认了。"可先生，你看，头发是在上班时间长的。"

"not all of it," said the manager at once. "some of it grows in your own time."

"不全都是吧，"经理立刻说，"有一些是在你自己的时间里长的。"

"yes, sir, that's quite true." answered miles politely, "but i'm not having it all cut off."

"对呀，先生，你说得很对。"麦尔斯礼貌地回答说，"但我并没有把头发全都剪掉啊。"