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关于超短爆笑英语笑话篇一

The mother asked her little son, "Tom, if the car is made of cholocate, which part will you eat first?

一母亲问小儿子：“汤姆，如果汽车是用巧克力做的，你先吃哪部分?”

Tom replied quickly, "Wheels! Then the car won't be off."

汤姆飞快地答道：“轮子!这样汽车就开不走了。”

关于超短爆笑英语笑话篇二

A schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach.

一个男孩放学回家时，感到肚子疼。

"Well, sit down and have some snacks," said his mother. "Your stomach's hurting because it's empty. It'll be all right when you've got something in it."

“来，坐下，吃些点心，”他的妈妈说。“你肚子疼，是因为肚子空了。你吃了东西，就没事了。”

Shortly afterwards, dad came in from work, complaining of a headche. "That's because it's empty," said his son. "You'll be all right if you have something in it."

过了一会儿，男孩的爸爸下班回来，抱怨说自己头疼。“你头疼，是因为脑袋空了，”他的儿子说，“脑袋里装点东西，就没事了。”

关于超短爆笑英语笑话篇三

Two boys are talking about the sun and the moon. "Which one of them is more useful?" asked one of them.

两个男孩在谈论太阳和月亮。“它们中哪个更有用?”其中一个问道。

"Of course the moon is. The moon is in the sky when it's dark, but the sun is in the sky in the daytime when nobody needs it."

“当然是月亮。月亮在天黑时挂在天空，但太阳是在白天谁也不需要它时挂在天空。”

关于超短爆笑英语笑话篇四

A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping. It was found by an honest boy and returned to her.

一位女士圣诞节购物时丢了钱包。一个诚实的小男孩捡到了钱包，还给了她。

Looking in her purse, she commented, "Hmmm...that's funny. When I lost my purse there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are twenty $1 bills."

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