笑话能够折射出社会生活中的方方面面，蕴含着人们对于美好生活的期盼和诉求。小编整理了爆笑英文笑话短文，欢迎阅读!

爆笑英文笑话短文：He Won

他赢了

Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny?

汤姆：约翰尼，你的弟弟怎么了?

Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.

约翰尼：他生病卧床，受伤了。

Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?

汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿?

Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，结果他赢了。

爆笑英文笑话短文：聪明的鹦鹉

A curious guy goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. There he sees a parrot with a red string tied to its left leg and a green string tied to it's right leg. He asks the owner the significance of the strings1. "Well, this is a highly trained parrot. If you pull the red string he speaks French; if you pull the green string he speaks German," replies the shop keeper.

有个人去宠物店买鹦鹉。在那里，他看见有只鹦鹉的左腿被红线系住，右腿则被绿线系住。对此他感到不解，于是他问该店的老板，老板回答说：“这只鹦鹉受过特殊的训练。如果拉红线，它就讲法语，拉绿线，它则讲德语。”

"And what happens if I pull both the strings?" our curious shopper inquires.

这个好奇的人接着问，“要是我两条线都拉，会怎么样呢?”

"I fall off my perch2 you fool!!" screeches3 the parrot.

“我就会掉下来了，你这个傻瓜!!”鹦鹉尖叫着说。

爆笑英文笑话短文：聪明的博比

Brown was very proud of his young son. Once he was talking to a visitor, telling the man how clever his son was.

布朗非常欣赏他的小儿子。一次他和一位客人聊他的儿子有多聪明。 布朗说：“他只有两岁，就认识所有的动物了。他长大一定会是一个出色的自然学家。来，我让你看看。”

"The boy is only two years old," he said, "and knows all animals. He's going to be a great naturalist. Here, let me show you."

布朗说：“他只有两岁，就认识所有的动物了。他长大一定会是一个出色的自然学家。来，我让你看看。”

He took a book of natural history from the bookshelf, placed Bobby on his knee, opened the book and showed him a picture of a giraffe(长颈鹿).

他从书架上拿下一本自然书，把博比抱到膝上，打开书。指着一张长颈鹿的画片。

"What's that, Bobby?"

“博比，这是什么?”

"Horsey," said Bobby. Next of a tiger was shown, and Bobby said, "Pussy." Then Brown showed Bobby a picture of lion, and Bobby said, "Doggy." And when a picture of a chimpanzee was shown, Bobby said, "Daddy!"

“马马，”博比回答。 他又指了一张老虎的画片，博比回答说：“猫咪。” 然后布朗又指了一张狮子的画片，博比说：“狗狗。” 他又指了一张黑猩猩的画片，博比说：“爸爸!”