英语笑话,幽默故事,如选择合理,运用得当,可以成为英语教师有力的教学工具和完美的附加教材,起到辅助教学的良好作用。小编整理了经典英文笑话带翻译，欢迎阅读!

经典英文笑话带翻译篇一

i didn't know that i was so far back already!

a big battle was going on during the first world war. guns were firing, and shells and bullets were flying about everywhere. after an hour of this, one of the soldier decided that the fighting was getting too dangerous for him, so he left the front line and began to go away from the battle. after he had walked for an hour, he saw an officer coming towards him. the officer stopped him and said, "where are you going?"

"i'm trying to get as far away as possible from the battle that's going on behind us, sir." the soldier answered.

"do you know who i am?" the officer said to him angerly. "i'm your commanding officer."

the soldier was very surprised when he heard this and said, "my god, i didn't know that i was so far back already!"

真没想到我已经往回跑了这么远!

第一次世界大战期间，一场大战役正在进行。枪炮轰鸣，子弹横飞。这样持续了一小时后，有个士兵认为战斗太危险了，所以他离开前线，开始逃离战场。走了一个小时后，他看见一个军官朝他走过来。军官拦住他，问道：“你到哪儿去?”

“长官，我正尽力躲开身后正在进行的战斗。”士兵回答说。

“你知道我是谁吗?”军官生气地说：“我是你们的指挥官。”

士兵听了十分惊讶地说：“天哪，真没想到我已经往回跑了这么远!”

经典英文笑话带翻译篇二

West Point

My father, brother and I visited West Point to see a football game between Army and Boston College. Taking a stroll before kickoff, we met many cadets in neatly pressed uniforms. Several visting fans asked the recruits if they would pose for photographs, "to show our son what to expect if he should attend West Point."

One middle-aged couple approached a very attractive female cadet and asked her to pose for a picture. They explained, "We want to show our son what he missed by not coming to West Point."

西点军校

父亲、哥哥和我到西点军校去观看一场陆军与波士顿大学之间的橄榄球赛。开始之前，我们到处转了转，碰到许多穿着整齐制服的学员。几名游客问新兵是否愿意摆出军姿来让他们摄。“好认我们的儿子知道，如果他到西点军校来学习会得到什么。”

一对中年夫妇走近一名非常漂亮的女学员，问她是否愿意摆个姿势照相。他们解释说：“我们想让儿子知道他没来西点军校错过了什么。”

经典英文笑话带翻译篇三

speed limit

the british raf base where i was stationed as part of a contingent of usaf personnel had one narrow road winding through the crowded residential area. after a rash of minor vehicle pedestrian accidents, the usaf commander decided to reduce the speed limit to three m.p.h.

shortly after the new limit was posted, an mp sergeant issued a speeding citation to a jeep driver for going five m.p.h. i was curious to know how the mp had determined the jeep's speed so exactly. "i was jogging to get to the px before it closed," he explained, "and as i passed the jeep, i noticed that the speedometer read five m.p.h."

速度限制

我作为美国空军人员分遣部队的一员驻扎在英国皇家空军某某地，那里有一条狭窄的马路蜿蜒穿过拥挤的居民区。因为多次出现汽车撞伤行人一类不甚严重的车祸，美国空军司令员决定将车速限制在每小时三英里。

新的车速限制公布后不久，一名骑警中士因一名吉普车司机开车时速达五英里而给他开了一张超速传票。

我很想知道骑警是怎样如此精确地知道那辆吉普车的速度的。“我遛达着要在邮局关门之前到达那里，”他解释道：“当我超过吉普车时，我注意到计速器指向了每小时五英里。”