笑话是民族文化不可或缺的一部分。透过笑话我们可以看到一个民族的生存环境、生活方式、社会关系和心理特征等等。下面是小编精心收集的六年级的英语小笑话，希望大家喜欢!

六年级的英语小笑话篇一

On a visit to the United States，Gorbachev met a Russian who had immigrated to this country. "What do you do for a living here?"the Soviet leader asked him.

在出访美国期间，戈尔巴乔夫遇见了一位移居美国的俄国人。“你在这儿靠什么谋生?”苏联的领导问他。

"My brother, my sister and I work in a big factory.”

“我哥、我妹和我在一个大工厂工作.”

"How do these capitalist bosses treat you?"

“那儿的资本家对你们怎样?”

"Just fine，"answered the man.“In fact，if you are walking home from work, the boss picks you up in his big car and drives you to your door. Another time，he treats you to a dinner in an expensive restaurant. Sometimes he takes you home for the weekend and buys you presents.”

“还不错，”那人回答，“事实上，如果你下班回家，老板会让你搭坐他的豪华车，把你送到家。有时侯，他还请你去豪华的饭店吃一顿。有时候，他邀你到他家去度周末，还送给你礼物。”

Gorbachev was stunned.”How often does this happen?"

戈尔巴乔夫很吃惊:“这种事多久有一回?”

"Well，to me，actually never. But to my sister，several times. "

“嗯，对我嘛，还没有一次呢。但对我妹妹，已经有好几次了。”

六年级的英语小笑话篇二

One Sunday morning a minister apologized to his congregation for the bandage on his face. "I was thinking about my sermon while shaving,”he explained，" and cut my face.”

一个星期天的早上，牧师向公众道歉自己脸上的胶布，“刮脸的时候，我在考虑我的说教词，”他解释着，“所以就把脸划破了。”

Afterward，in the collection plate，he found a note:"Next time，why not think about your face and cut the sermon. "

布道之后，在捐款盘上，他发现一个纸条，上面写着:“下次，为什么不考虑一下你的脸，而把说教词划了呢?"

六年级的英语小笑话篇三

My father's health was greatly impaired after a serious operation,but his sense of humor vwas intact.

手术后，我父亲的健康状况有所下降，但他的幽默感却依然如故。

"Teddy,"the doctor told him，"you know you won't be able to work the way you've been used to."

“泰德，”医生对父亲说:“你知道，你可不能像以前那样工作了。”

" Well，doctor,"said my father，"if I won't be able to work the way I've been used to，you won't be able to charge me the way you've been used to !"

“大夫，”我父亲说:“如果我不能像以前那样工作，你也不能像以前那样向我索价了。”