笑话是民族文化及社会生活中不可缺少的一环,从古至今都拥有广大的受众,深受人们喜爱。小编整理了爆笑英语小笑话带翻译，欢迎阅读!

爆笑英语小笑话带翻译篇一

Teacher: Would you rather have one half ofan orange or five tenths?

老师：你愿意要半个柑橘，还是十分之五个柑橘?

Gerald:I'd much rather have the half.

杰拉得：我宁可要半个。

Teacher:Think carefully, and tell me why.

老师：仔细想想，说出理由来。

Gerald:Because you lose too much juice when you cut the orange into five tenths.

杰拉得：因为你如果把柑橘切成十分之五，那柑橘汁就损失太多了。

爆笑英语小笑话带翻译篇二

Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher, Mr. Black, "Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched a football match in my dream."

"Why did it make you late?" inquired the teacher.

"Because neither team could win the game, so it lasted a long time." replied Mike.

麦克上学迟到了。他对布莱克老师说：“对不起，老师，今天早上我迟到了。因为我在梦里观