英语笑话是日常生活中常见的现象,被广泛应用于电视剧、电影、小品和其他娱乐节目中。小编整理了初一爆笑的英语笑话带翻译，欢迎阅读!

初一爆笑的英语笑话带翻译：Cry

"Tom, what's the matter with your brother?" asked the mother in the kitchen. "He's crying."

"Oh, nothing, Mum," replied Tom. "I'm eating my cake. He is crying because I won't give him any."

"But has he finished his own cake?"

"Yes." said Tom. "And he also cried when I was helping him finish that."

"汤姆，你弟弟怎么了?" 妈妈在厨房里问。"他在哭。"

"没事儿，妈妈，" 汤姆答道。"我在吃我的蛋糕。他哭是因为我不给他吃。"

"他已经吃完自己的了么?"

"是的。" "我帮他吃完时，他也哭了。"

初一爆笑的英语笑话带翻译：The kitchen is so dark

厨房里太黑了

After supper, the parents were busy playing mah-jong with the guests. At this point the mother thought of something and said to her son who was watching TV, "Honey, go see if the kitchen light is on or not?" After a while, her son returnedand said, "Ma, the kitchen is so dark that I cannot see it at all."

晚饭后，父亲和母亲都忙着和客人玩麻将，这时母亲忽然想起点儿事来，便对正在看电视的儿子说道：“宝贝，去看看厨房里的灯是不是还开着呢?” 过了一会儿，儿子回来说：“妈，厨房里太黑了，我根本就看不见。”

初一爆笑的英语笑话带翻译：He Won 他赢了

Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗? 约翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了伤。 汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿? 约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。

初一爆笑的英语笑话带翻译：Nest and Hair

鸟窝与头发

My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom.

"What kind of bird?" my sister asked.

"I didn't see the bird, ma'am, only the nest," replied the child.

"Then, can you give us a description of the nest?" my sister encouraged her.

"Well, ma'am, it just resembles your hair."

我姐姐是一位小学老师。一次一个学生告诉她说一只鸟儿在教室外 的树上垒了个窝。

“是什么鸟呢?”我姐姐问她。

“我没看到鸟儿，老师，只看到鸟窝。”那孩子回答说。

“那么，你能给我们描述一下这个鸟巢吗?”我姐姐鼓励她道。

“哦，老师，就像你的头发一样。”

初一爆笑的英语笑话带翻译：Micro-parents forum

微型家长座谈会

Son: "Dad, are you available on Friday afternoon?"

Dad: "What ah?"

Son: "The school want parents to have a mini-parents forum!"

Dad: "What is micro-parents forum?"

Son: "It's only a class teacher, you and I participate in!"

儿子：“爸爸，星期五下午您有空吗?”

爸爸：“什么事啊?”

儿子：“学校要开微型家长座谈会!”

爸爸：“什么叫微型家长座谈会?”

儿子：“就是只有班主任，你和我参加!”