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关于英语小笑话故事篇一

When my daughter had her first child，her husband,Chen Xi，was serving in the army in a remote mountain area. One day，Chen Xi's superior called him into his tent and ordered him to do 50 push-ups. After he completed，Chen Xi asked him what he had done wrong.“I don't have any cigarettes and sweets,"the officer said. "You just had a son!"

当我女儿生第一个小孩时，她丈夫陈希正在边远的山区服兵役。一天，陈希的队长把他叫进了帐篷，并命令他做50个俯卧撑。陈希做完了之后，问队长他做错了什么事而受罚。队长说:“你刚有了一个儿子，而我却没收到任何的烟和据。”

关于英语小笑话故事篇二

除卡之外……

After many years of wanting an automatic-teller card, I finally got one. The first time I used it was at a bank machine in a nearby college town. A student was there, when I arrived，and I asked him if he'd like to help me figure out the proper procedure.

多少年来我总盼望有张自动取款卡，现在我终于有了。记得第一次我在大学城附近的一个银行自动提款机上使用我的卡时，我问站在旁边的一个学生，是否能帮我使用这个机器的程序。“当然，”他回答。

"Sure，"he replied.

我向他解择说我想存一笔钱。他打断了我说:“我想我帮不了你了，我从未存过钱.”

I explained that I wanted to make a deposit. He cut me off and said, "I don't think I can help you. I've never made a deposit.”

关于英语小笑话故事篇三

Several years ago, the Connecticut state police were required to put chains on their tires after the first snowfall.One officer, failing to do so，found himself in a skid that flipped the car over onto its roof.

几年前，康涅狄格州的警方对警察们有这样一个要求——在下第一场雪后，把车胎上加上铁链。有一个警官就没这么做，也巧他在一次车子打滑中翻了车，车底朝上。

A woman called the police station to report the accident. In reply to inquires on the officer's condition，she said，"Well，he seems okay, but you'd better get. someone out here real quick. He's standing on the car，putting chains on the tires !”

一位妇女给警方打电话报告了这个事玫。在问其该警官的处境时，她报告说:“他看上去没事儿，不过，你们最好快点把他弄走，他正站在车底盘上给轮胎套链子呢!"