笑话,顾名思义,是一种通过幽默的文字或图示来达到令人会心一笑或捧腹大笑效果的文学形式。小编整理了短篇爆笑英语小笑话，欢迎阅读!

短篇爆笑英语小笑话篇一

Neighbour: Do you think your son will forget all he learned at college?

邻居：您认为您的儿子会把在大学里学的东西全忘光吗?

Father: I hope so -- he certainly can’t make a living by kissing girls!

父亲：我希望这样-他当然不能以吻女孩子谋生吧!

短篇爆笑英语小笑话篇二

Let Me Show You How

让我教你

A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work.

一家超市雇用了一个年轻人，他第一天上班报到。

The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom,and said,

经理热情地欢迎了他，和他握手微笑，之后递给他一把扫帚说，

"Your first job will be to sweep out the store."

“你的第一份工作是打扫商店。”

“But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly.

“但是，我是名大学毕业生，”年轻人愤怒地回答道。

"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize that," said the manager. "

“噢，对不起。我没注意，”经理说。

Here, give me the broom, I' ll show you how."

“来，把扫帚给我—我教你如何做。”

短篇爆笑英语小笑话篇三

The Requirements of the Job

工作要求

Employer: In this job we need someone who is responsible.

雇主：我们这项工作需要负责的人。

Applicant: I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong,they said Iwas responsible.

应聘者:我就是你们要找的人。我的上一份工作每次出了差错，他们都说我该负责。

短篇爆笑英语小笑话篇四

一半

Doctor, lately I only hear half as well as I suppose to.

医生，最近我的听力只有我应该听到的一半。

I don't understand that, but let's try a small test.

我不太明白，但是让我们做个小测试。

Say after me: eighty-eight.

跟我说:88。

Forty-four.

44。