伴随经济全球一体化进程的不断加快,英语已经成为国际化的重点语言交流工具,全面提高学生的英语应用能力已经成为一种必然的发展需求。小编精心收集了有关大学趣味英语故事，供大家欣赏学习!

有关大学趣味英语故事篇1

A kid complains a computer problem.

有个孩子抱怨电脑有问题。

Kid: When I type computer password, it just shows star star star star. What's the joke?

孩子：当我输入密码时，它只显示星号，星号，开什么玩笑呀。

Man: Dear kid, those stars are to protect you, so that if a person standing behind, he can't read your password.

大人：亲爱的孩子，这些星号是用来保护你的，即使你身旁站着一个人，他也没法知道你的密码。

Kid: Yeah, but stars appear even when there is no one standing behind me.

孩子：哦，但是没有人站在我身旁，它还是显示星号。

有关大学趣味英语故事篇2

A toad saw a frog near the road. He was a fat old frog. He sat and moaned and groaned.

一只癞蛤蟆在路旁看到了一只青蛙。它是一只又胖又老的青蛙。他坐在那里呻吟和叹息。

The toad said, "Do not moan and groan, Mr. Frog. Hop like me. Hop down the road."

癞蛤蟆说，“不要唉声叹气了，青蛙先生。像我这样跳，沿着这条路跳。”

So the frog and the toad went down the road to a big oak tree.

所以青蛙和癞蛤蟆一起沿着这条路跳到一棵大橡树旁。

"I am home," said the toad. "Come in and I will make tea."

“我到家了，”癞蛤蟆说。 “进来吧，我会泡茶。”

But Mr. Frog said, in a deep croak, "I must not roam far from home. I will be off to my home near the pond."

但青蛙先生用低沉的声音说道，“我不能在离家很远的地方闲游，我要回到我在池塘边的家。”

有关大学趣味英语故事篇3

Why did the little girl take hay to bed?To feed her nightmare.

为什么小女孩带干草去睡觉?为了养活她的噩梦。

Why did the rabbit go to the doctor?Because he felt jumpy.

为什么兔子去看医生?因为他觉得心惊肉跳。

What happened to the two bedbugs who fell in love?They were married in the Spring.

两个臭虫相爱后会发生什么?他们的婚礼是在春天。

Why can't you tell secrets on a farm?Because the corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, the grass whispers and the horses carry tails.

为什么你不能告诉一个农场里的秘密?因为玉米有耳可听的，土豆有眼，草窃窃私语和马有尾巴。

What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?Glass flippers.

灰姑娘穿什么去舞会?玻璃鳍状肢。

What's smarter than a talking horse?A spelling bee.

什么比一个会说话的马更聪明?会拼字的蜂蜜。

What did the duck say when it laid a square egg?Ouch.

鸭下了一个四方形的蛋说什么?哎哟。

When is it socially correct to serve milk in a saucer?When you're feeding the cat.

什么时候碟里倒牛奶中是正确的服务?当你喂猫。

How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?The elephant has a better memory.

你怎么知道大象和犀牛之间的区别大象有更好的记忆力。

What does a frog say when it washes car windows?Rub it, rub it, rub it.

一只青蛙说什么，洗汽车的窗户的时候?擦了，擦了，擦了。