笑话,顾名思义,是一种通过幽默的文字或图示来达到令人会心一笑或捧腹大笑效果的文学形式。下面是小编精心收集的简短英语小笑话带翻译，希望大家喜欢!

简短英语小笑话带翻译篇一

My husband and I were discussing the options available on the new car we planned to buy. The standard equipment included a driver's side air bag，but the passenger air bag was an optional purchase.I thought this was a bit odd and asked，"What would a wife say if her husband bought a car with only one air bag?"

我和我丈夫正在讨论我们计划要买的新车上应带有哪些设备。标准设备包括在车上配备给司机座位上的空气袋，但乘客席上的空气袋就可有可无了。对于这点，我觉得有点滑稽，于是就问丈夫:"如果丈夫只买了一个空气袋，他老婆会说什么呢?"

"That's easy,"my husband responded. "She'd say，'I'll drive.'"

我丈夫回答说:“这很容易猜，她会说:‘我来开车吧!'."

简短英语小笑话带翻译篇二

找错地方啦

While working in the psychology department at a Com-munity College in Centerville，Michigan, I was asked to en-large a chart for a meeting. I called the copy room and asked，'Can I get something blown up down there?"

在密西根萨特维亚的密一所社区学院的心理学系工作期间，一次，他们让我放大一张会议的图表。于是，我就打电话给复印室，问:“我能到你们那里搞点儿能放的东西吗?"(对方以为是放饱的放)

After a pause the voice on the line replied，"I think you want the chemistry lab.”

对方愣了一会儿，回答说:“我想你要找为是化学试验室.

简短英语小笑话带翻译篇三

A man called his doctor's office for an appointment ,"I am sorry,"said the receptionist，"we can't fit you in for at least two weeks. "

一位男士给大夫的办公室打电话，他想预约看病的时间。接待员说:“对不起，至少在两周内，我们是无法把你安排进来的。”

"But I could be dead by then!”

“等轮到我的时候，我恐怕已经死了。”

"No problem. If your wife lets us know, we'll cancel the appointment. "

“你就不用为这个担心了，如果你老婆通知我们一声，我们会取消这个预约的.”

简短英语小笑话带翻译篇四

" What makes you think you're qualified to be a nightwatchmah?"asked the personnel director.

一位人事经理问一位求职者:“你怎么就觉得你能胜任值夜班的工作呢?”

"Well;,for one thing,"replied the job applicant, "I'm a real light sleeper.”

求职者说:“噢，有一点我敢肯定，我睡觉很径。”