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有关于小学英语故事：绳子上酒吧

A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender fora drink. The bartender looks at the string and says, "Sorry, Dude. We don't serve strings in here. Youare going to have to go somewhere else." The stringis angry and leaves the bar.

有条绳子走进酒吧，要酒保给他一杯酒。酒保看着这条绳子说道：“抱歉，小伙子，我们这里不招待绳子，你去别的地方吧。”于是绳子愤愤地离开了酒吧。

Moments later the string comes back into the barand asks the bartender for a drink.

过了一会儿，这条绳子又回到酒吧要酒保给他一杯酒。

"Sorry, we don't serve strings. Now, get out of here." This really pisses the string off. Heleaves the bar and goes outside.

“抱歉，我们不招待绳子。现在给我滚开。”绳子这回真的火大了，他离开酒吧。

He is so angry that he has a tantrum outside. He get himself so upset that he ties himself all upin knots. He goes back into the bar and asks the bartender for a drink one more time.

他愤愤不平地在外面发了一顿脾气，气到把自己全身打结。他又走进酒吧，再一次要酒保给他一杯酒。

The bartender peers over the bar at the string and says, "Listen. I told you we don't servestring, aren't you?"

酒保盯着吧台上这条绳子说道：“听着，我已经告诉过你这间酒吧不招待绳子。难道你不是绳子吗?”

The string looks at the man and says, "No, I'm a frayed knot."

绳子看着酒保说：“不，我是一个磨损的绳结。”

有关于小学英语故事：经商之“耳”

was in a terrible accident at work. He fell through afloor tile and ripped off both of his ears.

汤姆工作时发生严重意外。他因为摔倒撞到地板上的瓷砖，两只耳朵被扯掉了。

Since he was permanently disfigured, he settledwith the company for a rather large sum of money.

由于是永久性毁容，他向公司要求了一大笔赔偿金。

One day, decided to invest his money in a smallbusiness.

有一天，汤姆决定用他的钱投资小生意。

After weeks of negotiations, he bought the company outright. But, he realized that he knewnothing about running such a business and quickly set out to hire someone who could do thatfor him.

经过几个星期的协商，他把公司全部买下来;不过他知道自己在经营公司方面一无所知，便立即着手雇请能够帮他的人。

He set up three interviews. The first guy was great. At the end of the interview, asked him, "Do you noticed anything different about me?" And the gentleman answered, "Why yes, Icouldn't help but notice you have no ears."

他安排了三场面试。第一个家伙还不错，面试结束时，汤姆问他：“你有注意到我哪里不一样吗?”这位先生回答：“当然有啰，我很难不去注意到你没有耳朵。”

Tom got very angry and threw him out.

汤姆大发雷霆，把他给赶走了。

The second interview was with a woman, and she was even better than the first guy. He askedher the same question, “Do you notice anything different about me?” And she replied, “Well,you have no ears.”

第二次面试来的是一位女子，比第一个家伙还要优秀。他也问她同样的问题：“你注意到我哪里不一样吗?”她回答：“这个嘛，你没有耳朵啊。”

Tom again was upset and tossed her out.

他又气得把她轰出去了。

The third and last interview was the best of all three. He seemed to be a better businessmanthan the first two put together.

第三次，也是最后一次面试，应征者算是最优秀的。他似乎是个比前两个人加起来都还要棒的生意人。

Tom was anxious,but went ahead and asked the young guy the same question:"Do you noticeanything different about me?"

汤姆有点担心，但还是直接问这个年轻人同样的问题：“你有注意到我哪里不一样吗?”

And to his surprise, the young guy answered, “Yes. You wear contact lenses.”

令他吃惊的是，这个年轻人竟回答：“有，你戴了隐形眼镜。”

Tom was shocked, and remarked, “What an incredibly observant young guy. How in the worlddid you know that?”

汤姆大为震惊，问道：“你这个年轻人观察力之敏锐，实在让人难以置信。你到底是怎么知道的?”

The young guy replied,“Well, it's pretty damn hard to wear glasses with no ears!”

年轻人回答：“这个嘛，没有耳朵又要戴眼镜实在是难如登天啊!”

【美】 Tara McAteer 著 黄惟郁 译

有关于小学英语故事：没有母牛的新农场

A man from up state had always dreamed of owninghis own cattle ranch, and finally made enough moneyto buy himself the spread of his dreams in Texas.

有个人住在远离大城市的地区，一直梦想着拥有一座属于自己的养牛场。他最后赚够了钱，在德州给自己买了一个梦想中的农场。

"So, what did you name the ranch?" asked his bestfriend when he flew out to visit.

“那你给这座农场取什么名字?”他最好的朋友搭机来探望他时问道。

"We had a heck of a time," admitted the new cowboy. "Couldn't agree on anything."

"的确有那么一阵子，"这个新牛仔承认道：“大家一直无法取得共识。”

We finally settled on the "big and beautiful Outback—but not too far outback—Texan ranch."

最后我们敲定“又大又美的内地——但不是太远的内地——德州人农场”这个名字。

"Wow. That is a long name for a ranch," said his friend. "So where are all the cows?"

“哇，对农场来说，这可是很长的名字哩。”他朋友说：“那母牛都跑哪里去了?”

"None of'em survived the branding."

“母牛身上烙印了农场的名字后，一只都没活下来。”

【美】 Tara McAteer 著 黄惟郁 译