近年来,冷笑话作为一种新兴的语言现象在网络、杂志上十分盛行。下面是小编带来的关于短篇英语对话笑话，欢迎欣赏!

关于短篇英语对话笑话篇1

He Won

Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.

Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?

Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

他赢了

汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗?

约翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了伤。

汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿?

约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。

关于短篇英语对话笑话篇2

Tom call Jim's name:"I can't bear such a foolish!"

and Jim say:"You mother could (bear)!"

汤姆对着吉姆骂道:"我受不了你这个苯蛋了!"

吉姆说:"你妈妈能!"

附:bear 有两重意思:"生"和"忍受"这个笑话正是根据这点.

3)Tom call Jim's name:"I can't bear such a foolish!"

and Jim say:"You mother could (bear)!"

汤姆对着吉姆骂道:"我受不了你这个苯蛋了!"

吉姆说:"你妈妈能!"

附:bear 有两重意思:"生"和"忍受"这个笑话正是根据这点.

关于短篇英语对话笑话篇3

I Have His Ear in My Pocket

Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"

"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.

"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.

"I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."

他的耳朵在我衣兜里

伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问，“发生了什么事?”

“一个男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡说。

“再见到他你能认出来吗?”妈妈问。

“他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说。“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。”