笑话是现代社会发展最快的一种口头文学体裁,它体现了某一民族行为中最深刻的和潜意识中的观点。小编整理了简短的爆笑英文笑话，欢迎阅读!

简短的爆笑英文笑话篇一

Gotta Have Faith

要有信心

The is a story about a monastery in Europe perched high on cliff several hundred feet in th air.

有个关于在 欧洲座落于高空好几百英尺悬涯高处的修道院故事。

The only way to reach the monastery was to be suspended in a basket which was pulled tothe top by several monks who pulled and tugged with all their strength .

到达修道院。唯一的方法，就是被悬吊在由数名修道士用尽他们全力拖拉到山顶的篮子里。

Obviously the ride up the steep cliff in that basket was terrifying.

很明显的，乘坐篮子爬上陡峭的悬崖是相当令人害怕的。

One tourist got exceedingly nervous about half-way up as he noticed that the rope by which hewas suspended was old and frayed.

有位旅客约在半途中，注意到悬挂他的绳子很老旧而且被磨损时，心中感到极度紧张不安。

With trembing voice,he asked the monked who was riding with him in the basket how often theychanged the rope.

他用颤抖的声音询问与他一同乘坐在篮子里的修道士，他们多久换绳子一次。

The monk thought for a moment and answered brusquely,"Whenever it breaks."

修道士想了一会，然后粗率地回答：“绳子断掉时。”

简短的爆笑英文笑话篇二

Gone Shopping

购物

Our supermarket had a sald on boneless chicken breasts,and a woman I know ontended tostock up .

我们的超级市，场在廉价拍卖无骨鸡胸，我认识的某位女士打算去多买一些。

At the store,However,she was disappointed to find only a few skimpy prepackaged portopnsof the poultry,

然而，到了这家肉店的时候她感到很失望，因为只找到一点点事先就包装好的鸡肉，

so she complained to the butcher.

所以她就向这位肉店老板抱怨。

"don't worry,lady," he said.

他说：“小姐，别担心，

"I will pack some more trays and have them ready for you by the time you finish shopping."

我会替你多包几盘，在你买完东西的时候把它们准备好。”

Several aisles later ,my friend heard the butcher's voice boom over th public-address system:

逛完几个走道之后，我的朋友听到肉店老板的声音透过公共广播系统隆隆地说

"Will the lady who wanted bigger breasts please meet me at the back of the store?"

“那位想要大胸部的小姐请到本店后方来见我好吗?”

简短的爆笑英文笑话篇三

Why为什么

A cemetery grounds keeper was going about his rounds when he saw a man lying on a grave,

“位墓园管理员在巡视的时候，看见一名男子躺在坟墓上，

sobbing loudly and pounding his fits on the ground,

大声哭泣，并且用他的拳头重重地敲打地面.他悲痛地说：

"Why did you have to die?Oh,why?Why?Why?"he lamented.

"你为什么一定要死?哦，为什么?为什么?为什么?”

"A loved one's passing is a terrible lose."the grounds keeper offered in consolation,

墓园管理员安慰他说“心爱的人死去是个很难受的损失，

"but someday,the pain will pass."

但是终有一天，伤痛会过去的。”

"Love one?" the weeping man said ,looking up.

这位哭泣的男子抬起头看着他说：“心爱的人?

" I didn't even know the guy."

我根本不认识这个人。…

"Then why all the tears? "

"那为什么要痛哭流涕呢?…"

"He was my wife's first husband!"

"他是我老婆的笫一任老公呀!”