前苏联著名作家高尔基说过,“哪里有人,哪里就有笑声。”从古到今,笑话是人们生活中不可缺少的“调剂品”。小编精心收集了小学生英语小笑话故事，供大家欣赏学习!

小学生英语小笑话故事篇1

A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living.

小学老师正在问孩子们他们双亲的职业。

Timmy stood up and said, "My mom is a Doctor!”

迪米站起来说:“我母亲是名医生。”

Sarah stood up and said, "My father is Professor!”

莎拉站起来说:“我父亲是位教授。”

Little Johnny stood up and said, "My ad is a piano player in a whorehouse!”

小约翰尼站起来说，“我爹地在妓院演奏钢琴。”

The teacher couldn’t believe what she ad just heard, so she made a point of calling Little Johnny's father that evening.

老师不敢相信她所听到的话，于是她决定晚上给小约翰尼的爸爸打电话问个清楚。

When she told him what Little Johnny had said，he told her, "Actually. . . I’m an attorney, but how am I supposed to explain that to a seven一year old?"

等她告诉小约翰尼的父亲后，约翰尼的父亲对她说，“事实上，我是一名律师，但我怎么能向一个七岁的小孩解释清楚这个职业?”

小学生英语小笑话故事篇2

Jenny Cordon was a very kind and beautiful woman and before she married, many men were in love with her. Many of them wrote to her, telling her how wonderful she was, how much they loved her and wanted to marry her.

珍尼·戈登是个温柔优雅的女人，在她结婚以前有许多男人追求过她。他们给她写情书，夸赞她的美貌，表述自己是多么的爱她并且期望着她能够嫁给他们。

Jenny kept all these letters. She tied them up with a red ribbon and put them away in an old box. She never looked at them as she was happily married，however, they were a part of her life and she did not want to throw them away.

珍尼收藏着所有的情书。她用了一条红色的丝带把那些信件系好，放在了一个旧盒子里面。自从她有了完美的婚姻以后她就再也没有打开过那些信件。然而，那毕竟是她生命中所渡过的一段美妙的时光，所以她并不打算把那些信件给扔掉。

Jenny had a daughter, Sue. Sue was six.

珍尼有一个女儿叫苏，苏今年六岁了。

One day, Jenny had to leave Sue alone for half an hour.

一天，珍尼有事，要把苏独自留在家中半个小时。

"Now be a good girl,” she said. “Play quietly. If you need anything, go to the lady next door.”

“要做个乖孩子啊!”她说:“好好玩吧，如果需要什么就去找邻家的阿姨。”

When she returned home, she asked Sue，“Have you been a good girl?"

当她办完事情回到家中，她问苏:“有没有做个乖孩子啊?”

"Oh , yes，Mommy ,”Sue said.

“当然了，妈妈。”苏答道。

"What did you do while I was out?" Jenny asked her.

“我不在家的时候你都干什么了?”珍尼问她。

"I played mailman” Sue told her.

“我假扮邮递员做游戏。”苏说。

"How could you play mailman, darling?" Jenny asked. "You didn't have any letters.”

“亲爱的，你怎么扮邮递员?”珍追问到:“你又没有信!”

"Oh, yes I did, Mommy，”Sue said: "I found some in an old box upstairs. They were tied up with a red ribbon. I put one in every mailbox in the street. Wasn't I a good girl?"

“噢，我有，妈妈。”苏说:“我在楼上的旧盒子里面找到了好多信，信上还用红色的丝带系着呢!我把这些信分别放在街上每家的邮箱里了，你说我是不是个乖孩子?”

小学生英语小笑话故事篇3

Two men were traveling along the same road. When one of them, picking up a hatchet, cried:

有两个人在同一条路上走，其中一个捡到了一把斧子，于是叫了起来:

"See what I have found!”

“瞧我发现的东西!”

"Do not say I,” said the other, "but we have found.”

“不要说‘我”，另一个人说，“该说‘我们’发现的。”

After a while up came the man who lost it, and accused he was a theft.

过了一会儿，那个丢了斧子的人来了，指责拿着斧子的人偷了他的斧子。

"Alas,” said he to his companion, "we are undone!”

“哎呀，”他对他的伙伴说，“这回我们完了!”

“Do not say we,” replied the other, "but, I am undone; for he that will not allow his friend to share the prize must not expect him to share the danger.”

“不要说‘我们’，”另一个人回答说，“该说‘我’完了。一个人不能与朋友分享所得，就不该指望与别人分担风险。”