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简短的英语笑话带翻译篇1

Let's Not Be Hasty

别急慢慢来

Said the wife to the husband.

一位妻子对她先生说道：

"Dear, we just have to get a new family doctor.

“亲爱的，我们必须另外再找一名家庭医师，

This is the third time old Dr. Davis gave me the wrong prescription and nearly killed me."

这已经是戴维斯医生第三次开错药方，差点就要我的命!…

"Oh, come on. sweetheart, let' s give him another chance. "

“喔，别这样吗!亲爱的，再给他一次机会试试看。”

简短的英语笑话带翻译篇2

喔，真是恩爱的一对!

Two women friends were having tea.

两个女人正在喝茶，

Said one to the other,

其中一位对另一位说道：

"I've been trying to reach my lawyer for a week ... "

“我已经花了一个礼拜找我的律师...”

"Oh, please don't mention lawyers to me" interrupted the recent widow,

“哦，拜托别再向我提律师的事了，”那位刚死去丈夫的女人插嘴道，

I've had so much trouble settling my husbands estate that I sometimes wish he hadn't died! "

“我在处理我先生遗留的房地产时遭遇到好多麻烦，有时候我真希望他没死就好了。

简短的英语笑话带翻译篇3

等明年再说

The woman was reading the newspaper as she and her husband were eating breakfast.

一位女士和她先生正在用早餐，她边吃边看报纸。

"Did you hear about this, dear?" she asked.

“亲爱的，你听过这则新闻吗?”她问道。

"It seems a man traded his wife for season tickets to the Spurs.

“似乎是一个男的为了看马刺队的比赛，用他太太跟人换了球季的门票。

You wouldn't do a thing like that, would you, sweetheart?"

你不会那么做吧，亲爱的?”

"No way," answered the husband.

“我才不会那么傻呢!”先生答道。

"The season's almost half over."

“今年球季几乎都过了一大半了."