笑话一般指短小、滑稽的故事，因其短小的特点非常适合人们在繁忙的学习和工作中阅读，同时又有趣味性。小编分享大学生简单英语小笑话，希望可以帮助大家!

大学生简单英语小笑话：Who is Stupid?

A teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.

She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"

Little Johnny then stood up.

The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid,Johnny?"

"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"

谁蠢

一个老师在对学生们讲心理学，“谁认为自己蠢就站起来?”她一开始就 说。

小约翰尼站了起来。

“你认为你很蠢吗，小约翰尼?”老师问。

“不是的，老师，我只是不喜欢看你一个人站着。”

大学生简单英语小笑话：How do I get the gum out?

Distributing chewing gum to the passengers, the stewardess explained it was to keep their earsfrom popping.

When the plane landed, one of the passengers

rushed up to her and said,

"I'm meeting my wife right away.

How do I get the gum out from my ears?"

怎样把口香糖取出来?

当空中小姐给乘客们发口香糖的时候，她解释说口香糖有助于他们

防止耳鸣。飞机着陆后，一位乘客跑到这位空中小姐面前，说道：

“我马上就要见到我妻子了。

我怎么才能把口香糖从耳朵里面取出来呢?”

大学生简单英语小笑话：Lost Purse

A lady lost her handbag. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her.

Looking in her purse, she commented, "Hmmm.... That's funny.

When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are twenty $1 bills."

The boy quickly replied, "That's right, lady. The last time I found a lady's purse, she didn't haveany change for a reward."

丢手提包

一个女人丢了手提包，有一个诚实的小孩捡到后交还给了她。

她