笑话是现代社会发展最快的一种口头文学体裁,它体现了某一民族行为中最深刻的和潜意识中的观点。小编精心收集了一年级英语小笑话故事，供大家欣赏学习!

一年级英语小笑话故事篇1

A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road.

一个男人在一条陡峭狭窄的山路上驾车，一个女人相向驾车而来。

As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!"

他们相遇时，那个女的从窗中伸出头来叫到：“猪!!”

The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "WITCH(女巫)!!"

那个男的立即从窗中伸出头来回敬道：“女巫!!”

They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pigin the middle of the road.

他们继续前行。这个男的在下一个路口转弯时，撞上了路中间的一头猪。

If only men would listen.

要是这个男的能听懂那个女人的意思就好了。

一年级英语小笑话故事篇2

A man tried to get a job in a stage show.

一个人想在一个舞台剧中找份工作。

"What can you do?" asked the producer.

“你能干什么呢?”负责人问。

"Imitate birds," the man said.

“模仿鸟儿，”那人说。

"Are you kidding?" answered the producer, "People like that are a dime a dozen."

“你在开玩笑吧?”负责人答道，“那样的人一毛钱可以找一打。”

"Well, I guess that's that." said the actor, as he spread his arms and flew out the window.

“噢，那就算了。”那名演员说着，展开翅膀，飞出了窗口。

一年级英语小笑话故事篇3

But the teacher cried

老师哭了

The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled.

六岁的约翰娇生惯养。

His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wantedanything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum. Then came his first day of school, his firstday away from his grandmother's loving arms.

他的父亲知道这一点，可他的祖父母仍然宠着他。这孩子几乎寸步不离他的祖母。他想要什么不是哭，就是闹。他第一天上学才离开祖母的怀抱。

When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door.

约翰放学了，他奶奶在门口接他并问道：

"Was school all right?" she asked, "Did you get along all right? did you cry?"

“学校怎么样?你过的好吗?哭了没有?”

"Cry?" John asked. "No, I didn't cry, but the teacher did!"

“哭?”约翰问，“不，我没哭，可老师哭了。”