笑话是日常生活中人们消遣娱乐的一种常见语言现象,其目的在于在会话过程中传递和激发幽默感。小编整理了最经典的英语笑话故事，欢迎阅读!

最经典的英语笑话故事篇一

找错地方啦

While working in the psychology department at a Com-munity College in Centerville，Michigan, I was asked to en-large a chart for a meeting. I called the copy room and asked，'Can I get something blown up down there?"

在密西根萨特维亚的密一所社区学院的心理学系工作期间，一次，他们让我放大一张会议的图表。于是，我就打电话给复印室，问:“我能到你们那里搞点儿能放的东西吗?"(对方以为是放饱的放)

After a pause the voice on the line replied，"I think you want the chemistry lab.”

对方愣了一会儿，回答说:“我想你要找为是化学试验室.

最经典的英语笑话故事篇二

谁自私?

My husband and I were discussing the options available on the new car we planned to buy. The standard equipment included a driver's side air bag，but the passenger air bag was an optional purchase.I thought this was a bit odd and asked，"What would a wife say if her husband bought a car with only one air bag?"

我和我丈夫正在讨论我们计划要买的新车上应带有哪些设备。标准设备包括在车上配备给司机座位上的空气袋，但乘客席上的空气袋就可有可无了。对于这点，我觉得有点滑稽，于是就问丈夫:"如果丈夫只买了一个空气袋，他老婆会说什么呢?"

"That's easy,"my husband responded. "She'd say，'I'll drive.'"

我丈夫回答说:“这很容易猜，她会说:‘我来开车吧!'."

最经典的英语笑话故事篇三

如此节俭

Mrs. Willencot was very frugal. When her husband died，she asked the newspaper how much it would cost for a death notice.

成伦考特太太非常节俭.她丈夫死后去问报社，登一条讣告需要多少钱?

"Two dollars for five words. "

“八个字，两美元。，

"Can I pay for just two words?"，she asked.”Willencot dead."

“我登三个字多少钱?’她问:"Willencot过世。”

"No，two dollars is the minimum. You still have three words."

“两美元是最少的费用，你还可以加五个字。”

Mrs. Willencot thought a moment and added; "Cadillac for sale."

威伦考特太太想了一会儿，说:“卖卡迪拉克。”