英语笑话分很多种类，有成人英语笑话、动物英语笑话、愚人英语笑话和儿童英语笑话等。其中儿童英语笑话最简单有趣，因为只有这样才能吸引到小朋友们，让他们一边玩一边学习英语。小编整理了简单儿童英语笑话，欢迎阅读!

简单儿童英语笑话：The teacher cried 老师哭了

The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled. His father knew it, but his grandma doted on(溺爱，宠爱) him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, heeither cried or threw a temper tantrum(乱发脾气) . Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother's loving arms.

When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door. "Was school all right?" she asked, "Did you get along all right? Did you cry?"

"Cry?" John asked. "No, I didn't cry, but the teacher did!"

六岁的约翰娇生惯养。他的父亲知道这一点，可他的祖父母仍然宠着他。这孩子几乎寸步不离他的祖母。他想要什么不是哭，就是闹。

他第一天上学才离开祖母的怀抱。约翰放学了，他奶奶在门口接他并问道：“学校怎么样?你过的好吗?哭了没有?”

“哭?”约翰问，“不，我没哭，可老师哭了。”

简单儿童英语笑话：The New Teacher 新老师

George comes from school on the first of September.

"George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.

"I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too....."

9月1日， 乔治放学回到家里。

“乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗?” 妈妈问。

“妈妈，我不喜欢，因为她说3加3得6, 可后来又说2加4也得6。”

简单儿童英语笑话：If I am a Manager

如果我是一个经理

One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition – If I Am a Manager.

All the students began to write except a boy. The teacher went to him and asked the reason.

I am waiting for my secretary, was the boy’s answer.

一天课上，老师要同学们以如果我是一个经理为题写一篇作文。

所有的学生都在动笔写了，只有一个男生例外。老师走过去问他为什么不写。

我在等我的秘书。那孩子答道。

简单儿童英语笑话：Big hands 大手

Teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, whatwould I have?

Student: Big hands.

老师：如果我左手上有7个桔子，右手上有8个桔子。那么我有什么?

学生：大手。

简单儿童英语笑话：一场特殊的足球比赛

Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher, Mr. Black, "Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched a football match in my dream."

"Why did it make you late?" inquired the teacher.

"Because neither team could win the game, so it lasted a long time." repliedMike.

麦克上学迟到了。他对布莱克老师说：“对不起，老师，今天早上我迟到了。因为我在梦里观