笑话使人们在刻板的生活中感到一丝快意和放松。与此同时,笑话也是人们反对极权和专制制度的有力武器。小编整理了小学四年级英语小笑话，欢迎阅读!

小学四年级英语小笑话篇一

Teacher of Physical Education: Have you ever seen mixed doubles, boys?

体育老师:孩子们，你们见过男女混合双打吗?

Nick: Yes sir. Quite often. I saw it even last night.

尼克:是的，老师，经常见。昨天夜里我还见过呢?

Teacher: Please tell us something about it

老师:那你就给大家讲讲当时的情形吧。

Nick: Oh, sorry, sir. My father always says,‘Domestic shame should not be published.’

尼克:啊，对不起，老师。我爸爸常说:“家丑不可外扬。”

小学四年级英语小笑话篇二

The grizzled old sea captain was quizzing a young, tyro naval student.

一个头发灰白的老船长在测验一个从海军学校毕业的新手。

"What steps would you take if a sudden storm came up on the starboard?"

“如果船的右弦突然刮起了暴风雨，你会采取什么措施?”

"I'd throw out an anchor, sir.”

“我会抛锚，先生。”

"What would you do if another storm sprang up aft?"

“如果船尾也刮起了暴风雨，你会怎么做?”

"I'd throw out another anchor, sir.”

“我会再抛一个锚，先生。”

"But what if a third storm sprang up forward?"

“那么如果船头第三次刮起了暴风雨，怎么办?”

"I'd throw out another anchor, captain.”

“我会再次抛锚，船长。”

"Just a minute, son, Where in the world are you getting all these anchors?"

“等一下，孩子。你到底从哪弄来那么多锚的?”

"From the same place you’re getting all your storms，sir.”

“从您弄来暴风雨的地方，先生。”

小学四年级英语小笑话篇三

A doctor has some trouble with the sink, on a public holiday. He calls the local plumber, only to be told it's his day off…

在公假这天，一个医生家的水池出了些问题。他给管道工打电话，但是却被告知这天管道工也休息……

"But I get called out on my days off, too!” says the doctor, somewhat exasperated, and the plumber relents.

“但是我在休息日也被人叫去出诊过呀!”医生，有些生气。管道工听后有些缓和。

The plumber arrives, and glances over the sink, looking preoccupied. He mumbles something about golf, then hands the doctor a couple of aspirin and walks out, saying, "Put these in. If it doesn’t clear up in 24 hours, come and see me tomorrow.”

管道工到了以后，他全神贯注的看着水池。他嘴里还小声嘀咕着高尔夫球的事。然后，他往医生手里放了几片阿司匹林接着走出去，说:“把这些放进去。如果它二十四小时不通，明天来找我看看。”