笑话,是供人们消遣或交际的一种创造性的语言形式,其主要功能是调侃、娱乐或讽刺。它是人们生活中不可或缺的组成部分,与社会密切相关。下面是小编带来的关于英语爆笑笑话带翻译，欢迎阅读!

关于英语爆笑笑话带翻译篇一

A Contrivance 一个计策

An old man visited a doctor to consult1 as2 to what he should do,. The doctor gave3 him some instructions4.

The old man shook5 his head and started to leave the office. The doctor said6: "Sir, you forget to pay7 me." "Pay you for what?" said the old man. The doctor replied8: "For myadvice9."

"No, sir, no, sir," the old man replied, "I am not going10 to take it."

有个老头去找医生咨询，问他该怎么做，医生给他提了一些建议。

老头摇摇头就要离开诊室。医生说：“先生，你忘记了付费了。”“付什么费呀?”老头说。医生回答说：“付咨询费给我呀。”

老头说：“不啦，先生，我没有打算接受你的意见。”

关于英语爆笑笑话带翻译篇二

Unbearable 受不了了

A traveler came to a small Middle Western town. He decided1 to stay for a few days.

When he was about to write his name on the hotel register, he saw a bedbug crawling across the page.

"It is really unbearable," he said, flinging down the pen. "I've been bitten by fleas3 in Missouri, mosquitos in Jersey4, horse flies in Kansas-but this is the first place I was ever in where abug2 looked over the hotel register to find out the number of my room. Why, where on earth I should go!"

有个旅行家来到中西部的一个小市镇。他决定留下待几天。

当他正要在旅店的登记薄上签名时，看到有个臭虫从单子上爬过去。

他就扔下手中的笔说：“真受不了了，我在密苏里被跳蚤咬过，在西泽被蚊子咬过，在堪萨斯被马蝇咬过—而在这里会有一个臭虫到登记台来找我的房间号码，我还是第一次遇到呢。

关于英语爆笑笑话带翻译篇三

A Car Thief 盗车贼

A man has a long history of stealing cars. When he did it again, he was caught by the police.

The prosecutor1 asked him, "Now tell the court how you came to take that car." To defend himself, the man said, "The car was parked by a cemetery2. I thought the owner was dead, and then I took it."

有个人有长期偷车的经历。当他又一次偷车时，被警察抓住了。检控官对他说：“现在要告诉法庭你是怎样偷走这部车的。”

检察官问他，“现在据实交代你为何要偷这辆车。”这个人为自己辩解说：“这部车是停在一个墓地旁的。我以为车主已经死了，就把它开走了。”

关于英语爆笑笑话带翻译篇四

A cheerful response 欣然回应

A college student was taking a pre-Christmas examination1.

As he couldn't answer some questions, he complained and wrote the complaint on the examination paper as a message. It read: "God only knows the answers to these questions, Merry Christmas."

When his professor found the message, he returned the paper to the student with a cheerful note as a response. It read: "God gets an A; you get an F. Happy New Year."

一个大学生在参加圣诞前的一次考试。

有几个问题他不会回答， 就大发牢骚，还把他的牢骚话写在试卷上作为附笔：“只有上帝知道这些问题的答案。圣诞快乐。”

他的教授看到了这句话，就把试卷发回给他，并附上一个欣然的回答：“上帝得了个‘优’，你得了个‘差’。新年快乐。”

关于英语爆笑笑话带翻译篇五

Who was to blame 该怪谁

A woman was hit by a man in a junction1(交叉点). The man said she was to blame. The woman protested that it wasn't her fault.

But a witness said, "You certainly were to blame." The woman said disapprovingly2, "It was this man who hit me. Why do you say so?" The witness said, "Because his father is mayor and I'm engaged to his sister." "It's unfair!" said the woman angrily.

一个女人在一个交叉路口被一个男人撞了。男人说该怪她，女人说不说她的错。

可是有个目击者说：“当然要怪你。”女人不满地说：“是这个人撞了我，你怎么这么说呢?”目击者说：“因为他的父亲是市长，我又和他的妹妹订了婚。”女人很气愤地说：“这不公平。”