在交际场合,能恰到好处地讲个笑话或自创一个幽默,不仅可以体现自己的语言水平,还可以提升个人魅力。下面是小编带来的关于用英语表达的笑话，欢迎阅读!

关于用英语表达的笑话篇一

A Regimen 养生之道

An old man of seventy-six went to a doctor to request a general check up as to the state of his health.

The doctor looked him up thoroughly1, and then told him: "Everything is fine." As the old man paid his fee, the doctor asked him: "Have you followed any regimen to help you keepphysically2 fit?"

"Well," replied the old man, "when I was married fifty years ago, I made an agreement with my wife that when I lost my temper3 and easily got angry, she would remain silent and when she lost her temper, I would leave the house. So for over fifty years I had enjoyed a fine outdoor life. That no doubt is the season why I can keep physically fit."

一个76岁的老头去找医生给他做一次常规体检，以了解他的健康状况。

医生给他仔细检查后告诉他：“一切都很好。”老人缴费的时候，医生问他：“你有什么养生之道帮助你保持健康呢?”

老头回答道：“哦，50年前结婚时我就和妻子约定：当我生气了，容易发怒的时候，她要保持沉默;而当她生气时，我就出门去。于是我得以享受了50多年美好的户外生活。这一点就是能够使我保持健康的原因。”

关于用英语表达的笑话篇二

A Pretentious Scholar 自命不凡的学者

A pretentious1(自命不凡的) scholar was keen to show off. One day when he was being rowed across a stream, he asked the boatman: "Do you understand philosophy?"

"No, sir, " said the boatman. "Then, " said the scholar, "one-fourth of your life is gone." After a while he asked again, "Do you know geology?" "Nothing at all," said the boatman.

"Well, that makes one half of your life gone," said the scholar. Just then the boat suddenly tipped over. The boatman asked: "Can you swim?"

The scholor said, gasping2 for breath: "No." "Then your whole life is gone," said the boatman.

有个自命不凡的学者和喜欢卖弄。有一天他乘一只小船过河去时，问船夫：“你懂哲学吗?” 船夫说：“不懂哇，先生。”

学者就说：“那你的一生有四分之一算完了。”过了一会儿他又问：“你知道地质学吗?” 船夫说：“一点也不懂。”学者就说：“那你的一生的已有一半算完了。”

就在这时，小船忽然翻了，船夫问学者：“你会游水吗?”学者喘着气说：“不会啊。”

船夫说：“那你的一生就全完啦。”

关于用英语表达的笑话篇三

It was unnecessary 没有必要

A man stopped at a place where a subscription1(捐献) was being raised for the purpose of fencing the cemetery2(墓地). A lot of people had made a donation.

The man thought it was unnessary to do so. He said, "I have two reasons. In the first place, no one in the cemetery can get out; and in the second place, no one out want to get in."

有一个人在一个地方停了下来，看到那里正在为墓地建造一道栅栏募集捐款。很多人捐了钱。

这个人认为没有必要这样做。他说：“我有两个理由，首先，墓地里的人没有一个人能够出来;其次，外面的人也没有一个会想进去。”

关于用英语表达的笑话篇四

The most wanted autograph 最想要的签名

Our university newspaper runs a weekly question feature. Recently, the question was: "Whose autograph would you most want to have, and why?" As expected, most responses mentioned music or sports stars, or politicians. The best response came from a freshman1, who said, "The person who signs my diploma."

我们大学的校报开办了一个每周一问的专栏。上周的问题是：“你最想要什么人的签名?为什么?”和预计的一样，大部分的回答都是歌星、体育明星或者政治家。但是，最优秀的答案来自一个一年级新生，他说：“在我毕业证上签字的那个人。”

关于用英语表达的笑话篇五

It might be the light

Deep In the back woods of Tennessee, a hillbilly's wife went into labor1 in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, "Here. You hold this high so I can see what I am doing."

Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. "Hey there," said the doctor, "Don't be in such a rush to put that lantern down. I think there's another one coming." Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl. "Hold that lantern up, don't set it down there's another one!" said the doctor.

Within a few minutes he had delivered a third baby. "No, don't be in a hurry to put down that lantern, it seems there's yet another one coming!" cried the doctor. The redneck scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor, "You reckon it might be the light that's attracting them?

在田纳西州丛林的深处，一个乡下人的妻子半夜时分临产，一名医生被叫来帮手接生。 因为那个地方没有通电，医生把灯笼递给那个快要当爸爸的农夫，说，“把这个高高举着，这样，我好干活”。

很快，一名男婴降临到这人世界上。 “嘿”，医生说，“别着急把灯笼放下来，我觉得还有一个小孩要生出来。”，果然，没几分钟，医生又接生了一个婴儿，这回是个女孩。“灯笼举高点，不要坐下来，还有”，医生说。

又过了几分钟，第三个孩子降生了。 “别，别着急放下灯笼，看来，还有一个要出来!”，医生不由得惊叫起来。 乡下人挠头抓耳，不明白是怎么回事，于是问医生，“你觉得是不是，这些小家伙看到光所以爬出来了?”