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关于超短的爆笑英语笑话篇一

He Won

他赢了

Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny?

汤姆：约翰尼，你的弟弟怎么了?

Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.

约翰尼：他生病卧床，受伤了。

Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?

汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿?

Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，结果他赢了。

关于超短的爆笑英语笑话篇二

学校成绩单

The father was reading the school report which had just been handed to him by his hopeful son. His brow was wrathful(愤怒的) as he read,

父亲在看他那满怀希望的儿子带回来的学校成绩单。他边看边露出愤怒的表情：

"English, poor. French, weak. mathematics, fair." and he gave a glance of disgust at the quaking lad(少年，小伙子).

“英语，差;法语，差;数学，中。”他厌恶地瞥了在发抖的儿子一眼。

"Well, Dad." said the son, "It is not as good as it might be, but have you seen that?" And he pointed to the next line which read, "health, excellent."

“爸爸，”儿子说，“可能成绩不够理想。但您看到那一项了吗?”他指了指下一行：“健康状况，优。”

关于超短的爆笑英语笑话篇三

A physics Examination

Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.

The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunderrolls?

Nick’s answer: Because our eyes are before ears.

一次物理考试

在一次物理考试时，当同学们都还在苦思冥想时，尼克很快就答好了第一个问题。

这个问题是：为什么在打雷时，我们总是先看到闪电后听到雷声?