笑话作为一种消遣的艺术,具有生活与艺术的双重属性,需要回归日常生活的审美语境下加以研究。小编精心收集了一分钟英语小笑话故事，供大家欣赏学习!

一分钟英语小笑话故事篇1

A Remarkable Talent

一位了不起的天才

"Did you know I could tell time by the piano?" asked one friend of another.

“你相信我可以由钢琴知道现在几点钟吗?’一位老兄向他的朋友问道。

"You're kidding," replied his companion dubiously.

“别开玩笑了!”他的朋友怀疑地回答。

"I'll show you," said the first man as he sat down at the piano and started to hammer out amartial tune.

“那我试给你看，”说着那位老兄就坐在钢琴前开始弹起一首进行曲。

Within seconds came a pounding on the wall, and an angry voice shouting,

几秒钟后墙壁传来捶打声，一个愤怒的声音叫道：

"Hey, you son of a bitch, don’t you realize it's three o’clock in the morning?"

“嘿!你他妈的，你知不知道现在是凌晨三点钟?”

一分钟英语小笑话故事篇2

City Suckers

城里来的傻瓜

Two city folk were on a drive in the country, but got completely lost.

两个城市里的老兄在一条乡间小道上开车迷了路。

Pulling over next to an old farmer, they asked him if he knew the way back to the city.

他们把车停靠一位老农夫旁边，问他知不知道回城里的路。

"Nope. Can't say that I do," replied the old hayseed.

“不，我不知道，”老农夫答道。

"Well, can you tell us how to get back to the main highway?"

“那你知道回到主要公路要怎么走吗?

"Nope. Don't know that, either. "

“不，我也不知道。”

"Well, you sure don't know much, do you?"

"喔，你好像不太熟悉这里的路况，是吗?""Could be. . . but I ain't lost, neither."

“可以这么说，……可是我也不会迷路。”

一分钟英语小笑话故事篇3

老年是人生的第二个童年期吗?

An old man sees a little boy sitting on a curb, crying.

一位老人看见一个小男孩坐在路旁号啕大哭。

"What's the matter, little boy?" he asks.

“怎么回事，小兄弟?”老人问道。

"I can't do what the big boys do. "

“大男孩能做的事，我都不能做。”

The old man sits down next to him and starts crying too.

听了他的话，老人坐在小男孩旁边也开始哭了起来。