冷笑话是近几年出现的一个新词,也是一种出现在我们身边的不可忽视的新的语言现象。小编精心收集了有关正能量的英语笑话，供大家欣赏学习!

有关正能量的英语笑话篇1

Son: Why are hen's legs so short?

Dad: You're a fool. If the hen's legs were too long, wouldn't they drop their eggs into pieceswhen laying?

儿子：为什么母鸡的腿这么短呢?

父亲：你真笨。如果母鸡的腿太长，它们下蛋的时候，鸡蛋岂不都摔碎了?

有关正能量的英语笑话篇2

"Waitress," shouted the impatient diner, "do I have to sit here and starve all night?"

"no, sir, we close at nine o'clock."

“服务员，”用餐者不耐烦地叫道，“我必须整晚坐在这儿挨饿吗?”

“不，先生，我们9点关门。”

有关正能量的英语笑话篇3

A store manager heard a clerk tell a customer. No, ma'am, we haven't had any for a while, and itdoesn't look as if we'll be getting soon.

Horrified, the manager came runningover to the customer and said, Of course, we'll havesomesoon, we placed an order last week.

Then the manager drew the clerk aside: Never, never, never say we are out of anything saywe've got it on order and it's coming.Now what was it she wanted?

Rain, said the clerk.

一个商店经理听见一个店员对顾客说：不，夫人，这会儿没有，一时半会儿看来也不会有。

经理惊恐万分地跑到顾客跟前说：当然，马上就会有的。我们上周订了货。

然后经理把店员拉到一边：千万，千万，千万不要说我们没有什么，说我们已经订了货，货马上就到。现在你说她要买什么?

雨，店员说。

有关正能量的英语笑话篇4

A patron in Montreal cafe turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded.

"This is an outrage," he complained. "The faucet marked C gave me boiling water."

"But, Monsieur, C stands for chaude — French for hot.

You should know that if you live in Montreal."

"Wait a minute," roared the patron. "The other tap is also marked C."

"Of course," said the manager, "It stands for cold. After all, Montreal is a bilingual city."

蒙特利尔咖啡馆的一位顾客拧开盥洗室的水龙头，结果被水烫伤了。

“这太可恶了，”他抱怨道，“标着C的龙头流出的是开水。”

“可是，先生，C代表Chaude，在法语里代表‘热’。如果您住在蒙特利尔的话就应该知道这一点。”

“等等，”那位顾客咆哮着，“另外一个龙头标的也是C。”

“那当然，”经理说道：“这个C代表冷(cold)。毕竟，蒙特利尔是个双语城市。”