笑话一般指短小、滑稽的故事,是一种民间口头创作形式,在民间文化中以口口相传的形式传播。本文是英语笑话故事带翻译，希望对大家有帮助!

英语笑话故事带翻译：I Could Do It Slower

我可以干得慢一些

Patient: What do you charge for pulling a tooth?

病人：拔一颗牙收费多少?

Dentist: Fifty dollars.

牙医：50美元。

Patient: Fifty dollars for a couple of minutes' work?

病人：只几分钟的活儿就要50美元?

Dentist: Well, I could do it slower, if you like.

牙医：好的，如果你喜欢的话，我可以干得慢一些。

英语笑话故事带翻译：向肖伯纳求婚

Once a beautiful and dissolute British actress wrote to propose marriage to Bernard Shaw. She said she did not mind Bernard Shaw’s old age and ugliness because he was a genius. And if they could combine the beauty of the woman with the talents of the great man，that would be greatly harmonious. “With your wisdom and my appearance，our children must be perfect.”

英国有位美貌风流的女演员，曾写信向肖伯纳求婚。她说，因为他是个天才，她不嫌肖伯纳年迈丑陋。假如能使女郎的美貌和超人的天才结合，那该是多么协调啊。“咱们的后代有你的智慧和我的美貌，那一定是十全十美了。”

Bernard Shaw answered，in a letter，that her imagination was splendid，“But，what if the children take my appearance and your wisdom?”

肖伯纳给她回了一封信说，她的想象很是美妙，“可是，假如生下的孩子外貌象我，而智慧又象你，那又该怎么办呢?”

英语笑话故事带翻译：我想我是一只鸡

Psychiatrist: What's your problem?Patient: I think I'm a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has thisbeen going on?Patient: Ever since I was an egg

精神病医师：你哪里不舒服?病人：我认为我是一只鸡。精神病医师：这种情况从什么时候开始的?病人：从我还是一只蛋的时候开始。