笑话往往是指能引人发笑的谈话或故事。作为文体,篇幅短小,故事情节简单而巧妙,往往出人意料,取得令人捧腹的艺术效果。下面是小编带来的英语经典幽默故事，欢迎阅读!

英语经典幽默故事篇一

干一口吧

The Irish doctor said to his patient, "For the life of me,Paddy, I can’t figure out what's wrong with you. It must be drink. "

爱尔兰籍的医生对病人说：“派迪，我怎么也想不出你有什么不对劲的地方，一定是酒精在作祟吧。”

"That.s all right, doc. I'll come back when you're sober. "

“没关系，医生，那等你清醒了我再回来!”

英语经典幽默故事篇二

爱护动物

The owner of the hamburger stand was rather surprised to see a man walk in with three iguanas, but when the man ordered four hamburgers with fries, the owner complied with a shrug.

有个人牵了三只大蜥蜴走进一家汉堡店，老板吓了一跳。接着他点了四份汉堡和薯条，老板耸耸肩答应了他的要求.

The man and his iguanas enjoyed their dinner and left.

那个老兄和他的蜥蜴享受过晚餐后便离开了。

The next day the man returned with two kangaroos and the same scene was repeated.

第二天，那个人带了两只袋鼠，又点了相同的东西。

On the third day the man entered with two orangutans and a chimpanzee, and the owner couldn't help making a remark.

第三天，他带了两只红毛猩猩和一只黑猩猩。

"You certainly seem to be an animal lover," he said.

老板实在忍不住，便说：“您实在是个爱护动物的有心人。”

"That's true," said the man, "and I'd like you to know how much we appreciate your letting us eat here. Some proprietors object. "

“那倒是真的，”那位仁兄回答说道.‘‘另外我也要感谢你让我们进来吃晚餐，许多店老板都拒绝卖东西给我们。”

"That's quite alright," said the shopkeeper.

“没有问题啦!”店老板说。

"As a token of my appreciation, I’d like to give you this lobster. " And the animal lover handed over a live, wriggling crustacean

“为了向你表示谢意，我送你一只龙虾。”说着他便给老板一只活蹦乱跳的大龙虾。

"Well, that's very kind of you. My wife and I will have it for dinner. "

“您真好，我太太和我将以它当晚餐。”

"Oh, he-s already had dinner. But I am sure he-d love totake in a movie. "

“喔，它已经吃过晚餐了，但我想它会喜欢看场电影。”

英语经典幽默故事篇三

凡事总有例外

A musician had taken to heart the old saying, "Music hath charms to soothe the savage beast," and traveled to the darkest corner of Africa in an effort to prove it.

一位音乐家牢记一句格言在心： “音乐有安抚野兽心灵的魅力。”为了证实这句话，他前往非洲最深处的内陆丛林旅游。

No sooner had he begun to play his violin in a jungle clearing than it was full of savage beasts, swaying in rhythm and tapping their paws to the delightful sounds.

在丛林的一块空地上，他一拉起小提琴，四处就挤满了各种猛兽，跟着旋律，拍着脚掌，手舞足蹈起来。

Suddenly, however, a huge lion emerged from the jungle,pounced on the violinist and made a hearty meal of him.

可是丛林里突然跑出一头大狮子，扑向小提琴家，把他当作盛餐吃掉了。

The other animals cried out in dismay, 'Hey! We were enjoying that. "

其他野兽大失所望，说道：“我们正在欣赏音乐哩!”

"Eh?" said the lion, cupping its hand to its ear.

“呃?，’狮子弯曲手掌成杯子状靠着耳朵说道。