英语笑话是指以一句英文短语或一个英文故事让说话者和听者之间觉得好笑，或是产生幽默感，笑话是一种经过艺术加工的语言形式,是艺术化的语言。下面是小编整理的经典爆笑笑话篇，欢迎大家阅读!

经典爆笑笑话篇一：the formula for water

An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: "Anyone knows the formula for water?""Sure. That's easy," said one man."What is it?""H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.""What, what?" reasked the instructor."H to O," explained the chemistry expert.

生化战争课的老师在课堂上问士兵们：“谁知道水的分子式?”“当然，太简单了。”一个士兵回答道。“是什么?”“H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.”“什么，什么?”老师又问道。“H to O，”化学专家解释道。

经典爆笑笑话篇二：frog 青蛙

Frog The science teacher lecturing his class in biology said, "Now I'll show you this frog in my pocket." He then reached into his pocket and pulled out a chicken sandwich. He looked puzzled for a second, thought deeply, and said, "That's funny. I distinctly remember eating my lunch."

老师正在给学生上生物课：“现在，我将要给你们看我袋子里的这只青蛙。”接着，他把手伸进口袋，却拿出了一份鸡肉三文治。老师满脸困惑地看了一眼，沉思了一会儿，说道：“真奇怪。我明明记得我已经把午饭吃掉了。”

经典爆笑笑话篇三：相亲 Blind Date

After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave.When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, "I have some bad news. My grandfather just died.""Thank heavens," his date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had to!"

和盲约对象呆了一晚上后，男人再也受不了了。他事先安排了个朋友给他打电话，这样他就能借故先离开了。当他回到桌边，他垂下眼睛，装出一副阴沉的表情，说：“有个不幸的消息，我的祖父刚刚去世了。”“谢天谢地!”他的约会对象说，“如果你的祖父不死，我的祖父就得死了!”

经典爆笑笑话篇四：儿童英语笑话故事：狼和狗

There is a wolf. He is very hungry and has no strength to find food. As he lies under a large tree, a dog sees him. The dog sees the wolf is so thin and hungry, and he feels sorry for him and says, “You are so terrible! Are you hungry?”

有一只狼，他非常饿，而且饿得没有力气去找吃的了。当他躺在一棵大树下时，一只狗看见了他。看到狼又饿又瘦，狗挺可怜他的：“你看上去真可怕。你很饿啊?”

“Yes,” says the wolf, “I’m hungry because you are guarding the sheep. Now I am so weak that I can’t find food. I think I will do.”

“是的。”狼说，“我饿是因为你和你的伙伴看守着羊群。现在我弱得没法去找食物。我想我就快要死了。”

“Why not help me?” Asks the dog, “I work regularly and I eat regularly. You could do the same. You can help me guard the sleep. In that way, I will not worry about your stealingthe sheep, and you will not worry about going hungry. It’s good for us.

“为什么不帮我呢?”狗说，“我们按时工作，准时吃饭。你也行的。你可以帮我看羊群。那样我就不用担心你会来偷羊，你也不用担心挨饿了。这对我们都有好处。”

The wolf thinks it over and thinks the dog is right. So they walk to the dog’s house. As they are walking, the wolf sees that only the hair of the dog’s neck is very thin. He iscurious about this. So he asks the dog about it.

狼考虑了一下，觉得狗说的对，他们就一起朝狗的屋子走去了。正走着，狼看见口脖子上的毛很少。他觉得好奇，就问狗怎么回事。

“Oh, don’t worry about that,” says the dog, “It’s the place where the collar ties on the neck. My master chains me up at night.”

“啊，别担心，”狗说，“这是系狗项圈的地方，晚上主人会把我拴起来。”

“Chained up!” shouts the wolf, “Do you mean that you are chained up at night? If I come to live with you, will I be chained up at night, too?”

“拴起来?”狼叫起来，“你是说晚上你会拴起来?如果我去和你住，晚上也会被拴起来?”

“That’s night,” says the dog, “But, you’ll get used to it.”

“没错，”狗说，“但是你会习惯的。”

“But, if I am chained up, I won’t be free.” After saying this, the wolf turns round and runs away.

“但是，如果被拴起来，我就不自由了。”说完，狼转身跑了。

The dog shouts, “Wait! Come back! I’m not free, but I’m healthy. I have good food, and a warm place to sleep. I like enjoying life. In fact, I’m freer than you are.”

狗大声喊道：“等等!回来!我是不自由，可是我很健康，我有好的食物，有个温暖的地方睡觉。你太喜欢享受生活了。我其实比你还自由些。”

经典爆笑笑话篇五：

没人知道“IDK”是啥意思!

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?"

金发女郎：“IDK”是什么意思啊?

Brunette: "I don’t know."

黑肤女人：我不知道。

Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

金发女郎：天啊，没人知道“IDK”是啥意思!

经典爆笑笑话篇六：

胖牛给了你什么?

Teacher: “Kids,what does the chicken give you?”

老师：孩子，鸡给了你什么?

Student: “Meat!”

学生：肉!

Teacher: “Very good! Now what does the pig give you?”

老师：很好!现在猪给了你什么?

Student: “Bacon!”

学生：熏肉!

Teacher: “Great! And what does the fat cow give you?”

老师：棒极了!那胖牛给了你什么?

Student: “Homework!”

学生：作业!