从古到今,笑话是人们生活中不可缺少的调剂品 ,它使人们在刻板的生活中感到一丝快意和放松。下面是小编带来的二年级好笑的英语笑话，欢迎阅读!

二年级好笑的英语笑话篇一

聪明的儿子

One day, the father lets eight-year-old son send a letter. The son took the letter. The father then remembered he didn't write address and addressee's name on the envelope.

After the son comes back, the father asks him: "You have thrown the letter into the mail box?"

"Certainly."

"You didn't notice that the envelope does not have address and addressee's name on it?"

"I certainly saw nothing written on the envelope."

"Then why didn't you take it back?"

"I thought that you did not write address and addressee, because you wouldn't let me know to whom you send the letter!"

有一天，父亲让八岁的儿子寄信。儿子接过信。父亲这时才想起他没有在信封上写地址与收件人名称。

儿子回来后，父亲问他：“你已经把信塞进信箱了吗?”

“当然。”

“你没注意到信封上没有地址和收件人的名字吗?”

“我当然看到信封上什么也没有。”

“那你为什么不把它拿回来?”

“我还以为你不写地址和收信人是因为你不想让我知道你要将这封信寄给谁!”

二年级好笑的英语笑话篇二

同辈的压力

My teen-age son，Chad，and nine of his friends came home one night with newly pierced ears. When his grandmother heard about it，she asked him why he did it.”Peer

pressure," Chad told her.

一天晚上，我十几岁的儿子查理，带着九个朋友回到家，他们都扎了耳朵眼儿。当儿子的奶奶听说了这件事时，她问我儿子为什么要这样做，查理告诉她:“是同辈的压力。”

"You should be a leader instead of a follower，”Grandma said.

奶奶说：“你应该做个领头的，”

"I was,"he replied. "It was my idea.”

“我是个领头的。”他回答说：“这是我的主意。”

二年级好笑的英语笑话篇三

Identification 证明

A woman came into our bank to get a check cashed，but she didn't have an account with us. When I asked her for some identification, she showed me several charge cards，her Social Security card and a library card. I told her we needed a driver's license，but she didri t have one.

一位妇女来到我们银行想兑换一张支票，但她在我们这儿没建立帐户。当我问她要证明材料时，她把社会保险卡、图书卡拿给我看。我告诉她我们要看她的驾驶证，她说她没有。

"Don't you have something with your picture on it?"I asked.

“难道你就没带照片的东西吗?”

"Oh, sure,"she said as she flipped to a family photo in her wallet. "That's me in the back row. "

二年级好笑的英语笑话篇四

结婚礼物

Congratulations on our anniversary, "honey"! Here'syour gift - a septoc tank for the shit that comes outeverytime you open your mouth!

庆祝我们的结婚纪念日，“亲爱的”!这是你的礼物 - 一个用来装废话的化粪池，装你每次张嘴开口说的话!

They had both turned 60, divorce had been divertednumerous times, and now Randy felt invincible

他们俩都60了，离婚已无数次，现在兰迪觉得自己无敌了

二年级好笑的英语笑话篇五

奔跑的小白兔

A little rabbit is happily running through the forestwhen he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint. Therabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe my friend, whydo you do this? Come with me running through theforest, you'll feel so much better!" The giraffe looksat him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes offrunning with the rabbit.

有一只小白兔快乐地奔跑在森林中，在路上它碰到一只正在卷大麻的长颈鹿。小白兔看着长颈鹿说道：“长颈鹿我的朋友，你为什么要做这种事呢?和我一起在森林中奔跑吧，你会感觉心情舒畅很多!”长颈鹿看看小白兔，又看看手里的大麻烟，把大麻烟向身后一扔，跟着小白兔在森林中奔跑。

Then they come across an elephant doing coke, so the rabbit again says, "Elephant my friend,why do you do this? Think about your health. Come running with us through the pretty forest,you'll feel so good!" The elephant looks at them, looks at his coke, then tosses it and startsrunning with the rabbit and giraffe.

后来它们遇到一只正准备吸食可卡因的大象，小白兔又对大象说：“大象我的朋友，你为什么要做这种事呢?想想自己的健康啊。跟我们一起在这片美丽的森林中奔跑吧，你会感觉好很多!”大象看看它们，又看看手中的可卡因，于是把可卡因向身后一扔，跟着小白兔和长颈鹿一起奔跑。

The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up and the rabbit again says, "Lionmy friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! Come running with us through thesunny forest, you will feel so good!"

后来它们遇到一只正准备注射毒品的狮子，小白兔又对狮子说：“狮子我的朋友，你为什么要做这种事呢?想想自己的健康啊!跟我们一起在这片阳光明媚的森林中奔跑吧，你会感觉如此美好!”

The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts to beat the hell out of the rabbit. Asthe giraffe and elephant watch in horror, they look at him and ask, "Lion, why did you do this?He was merely trying to help us all!"

狮子看看小白兔，放下手中的针筒，把小白兔猛揍了一顿。长颈鹿和大象被吓坏了，它们看着狮子问它：“狮子，你为什么要打小白兔呢?它只是想要帮助我们大家啊!”

The lion answers, "He makes me run around the forest like an idiot each time he's on ecstasy!"

狮子回答：“这家伙每次嗑了摇头丸就拉着我像白痴一样在森林里乱跑!”