前苏联著名作家高尔基说过,“哪里有人,哪里就有笑声。”从古到今,笑话是人们生活中不可缺少的“调剂品”。小编精心收集了小学一年级英语小笑话，供大家欣赏学习!

小学一年级英语小笑话篇1

dentist: please stop howling. i haven't even touched your tooth yet.

牙医：请你不要再喊了!我还没碰你的牙呢。

patient: i know, but you are standing on my foot!

病人：我知道，可是你正踩着我的脚呀!

小学一年级英语小笑话篇2

In class the teacher showed pictures of various birds. Then he asked one of the students, "What kind of bird do you like best, Jack?"

Jack thought a moment, then answered, "Fried chicken, sir."

老师在课堂上向学生们展示了各种各样的鸟的照片。然后他问其中一名学生，“杰克，你最喜欢哪种鸟儿啊?”

杰克想了想，回答，“炸鸡，老师。”

小学一年级英语小笑话篇3

an you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?

你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗，安? 老师发问道。

A lot of little holes tied together with strings. replied the little girl.

把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了。 小女孩回答道。

小学一年级英语小笑话篇4

A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite. 一个胖子和一个瘦子在争论谁更有礼貌。

The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies. 瘦子说他更有礼貌，因为他经常对女士摘帽示意。

But the fat man knew he was more courteous because, whenever he got up and offered his seat, two ladies could sit down.但是胖子认为他更有风度，因为无论什么时候他在车上给别人让座时，总有两位女士能坐下。

小学一年级英语小笑话篇5

窗帘挂于何处

drill sergeant ordered two young female recruits to paint a room in the barracks, stressing that they not get any paint on their uniforms. Doubtful they could avoid ruining their clothes, the women locked the door, stripped naked and painted in nude. After about an hour they heard a knock at the door . "Who is it?" asked one of the women.

一位军事训练中士命令两个年轻的女兵去油漆营房里的一间屋子，并一再强调不得把漆弄到她们的制服上。她们很怀疑能不把衣服弄脏，所以就把门插上，脱了衣服，裸体在里面油漆。大约一个小时过后，她们听到有人敲门。“谁呀?”其中一女子问。

"Blind man, "came the reply.

“送窗帘的(与‘盲人’同音同词----编者)，”来者答道。

Seeing no harm in letting a blind man in, they opened the door.

她们觉得让一个盲人进来无妨，就开了门。

"Wow, what knockouts!" the man said with surprise. "Now, where do you want these blinds?"

“哇，多动人的人儿呀!”那男子惊奇地说，“现在你们想把窗帘挂在哪儿?”