笑话使人们在刻板的生活中感到一丝快意和放松。与此同时,笑话也是人们反对极权和专制制度的有力武器。小编整理了关于小学英文小笑话，欢迎阅读!

关于小学英文小笑话篇一

a little boy asked his father, "daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"

一个小男孩问他的父亲，“爸爸，要花多少钱才能结婚呢?”

and the father replied, "i don't know, son, i'm still paying."

“我也不知道，我现在还在交钱。”父亲回答。

关于小学英文小笑话篇二

When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!"

当一群妇女上车之后，车上的座位全都被占满了。售票员注意到一名男子好象是睡着了，他担心这个人会坐过站，就用肘轻轻地碰了碰他，说：“先生，醒醒!”

"I wasn't asleep," the man answered.“

我没有睡着。”那个男人回答。

"Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed."

“没睡着?可是你眼睛都闭上了呀?”

"I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car."

“我知道，我只是不愿意看到在拥挤的车上有女士站在我身边而已。”

关于小学英文小笑话篇三

"So you want another day off,”snorted the teacher to his student，Tom.

“这么说，你又要请一天假，”老师怒气冲冲地对他的学生汤姆说

“I am anxious to hear what excuse you have this time. You have been off for your grandfather's funeral four times already.”

“我倒想知道你这次找什么借口。你已经请了四次假说去参加你爷爷的葬礼。”

Tom replied，"Today my grandma is getting married again.”

汤姆回答说:“今天是我奶奶再次举行婚礼。”