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经典英语笑话故事篇1

不是一个人

The teacher is handing back the homework.

老师正在把作业发还给学生。

"Johnny, "she says. "Your homework is very poor. I really don’t see how one person can make so many mistakes.”

“约翰尼，’她说，“你的作业做得太差了。我真搞不明白，一个人怎么能犯那么多错误?”

"It wasn't one person, Miss,”says Johnny.“My dad helped me”

“老师，不是一个人，”约翰尼说，“作业是爸爸帮我做的。”

经典英语笑话故事篇2

“愿上帝保佑国王”

The famous Dr. Smith，dean of Medical College，was appointed private physician to the King. Whereupon he proudly wrote the following notice on the blackboard of his classes:“Professor Smith informs his students that he has been appointed Honorary Physician to His Majesty the King.”

医学院院长，著名的史密斯博士被任命为国王的私人医生。于是，他自豪地在他任教的班里的教室里的黑板上写下如下通知:“史密斯教授通知他的学生，他已荣任国王陛下的医生。”

When he returned to his classroom in the afternoon，he found written below his notice this line: "God save the King”

当他下午回到教室的时候，发现他的通知下面又加了一行字:“愿上帝保佑国王!

经典英语笑话故事篇3

写作文

One day in class，the teacher assigned his students to write a composition‘If I Am a Manager’.

一天，在作文课上，老师给同学们布置了一篇作文，题目是“假如我是个经理”。

All the students began to write except a boy. The teacher went to him and asked the reason.“I am waiting for my secretary，”was the boy’s answer.

除了一个男孩之外，所有的同学都立刻动手写了起来。老师感到很奇怪，于是他走近这个学生去问个究竟。“我正在等我的秘书，”男孩回答说。