笑话是一种用来逗笑取乐的文体，笑话,不仅能让同学们在日常生活和学习中不时地会心一笑,还能从中学习到不少的知识。下面是小编带来的英语笑话故事带翻译，欢迎阅读!

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多少钱?(中英)

It was winter, and Mrs. Hermann wanted to do a lot of shopping, so she waited until it was Saturday, when her husband was free, and she took him to the shops with her to pay for everything and to carry her parcels. They went to a lot of shops, and Mrs. Hermann bought a lot of things. She often stopped and said , "Look，Joe! Isn' t that beautiful !”

冬天就要来了，荷曼太太想采购一大堆的东西，所以她就一直等到周六丈夫有空的时候，她拖着他去商店付钱连带拎包裹。他们去了许多家商店，荷曼太太买了很多很多东西。她经常停下脚步说:“看，乔伊!那个多漂亮!”

He then answered, "All right, dear, How much is it?" And took his money out to pay for it.

他总是回答:“好吧!亲爱的，多少钱?”然后掏钱去付款。

It was dark when they came out of the last shop, and Mr. Hermann was tired and thinks about other things，like a nice drink by the side of warm fire at home. Suddenly his wife looked up at the sky and said, "Look at that beautiful moon, Joe!”

他们从最后一家商店出来的时候夜幕已降临，荷曼先生己累得筋疲力尽了，他心想着其他事情，比如，在家里暖暖的火炉边喝着美酒。突然他太太仰望天空，说道:“看，乔伊，多么美的月亮啊!”

Without stopping, Mr. Hermann answered，"All right, dear, how much is it?”

荷曼先生不假思索地答道:“好吧，亲爱的，多少钱?”

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我这是在哪儿?(中英)

Nat lived in a small town in England. He always stayed in England for his holidays, but then last year he thought," I've never been outside this country. All my friends go to Spain, and they like it very much, so this year I’m going to go there too.

兰特住在英格兰的一座小镇上，假期总是呆在国内。但是去年，他想:“我从未出过国。我所有的朋友都去西班牙度假，都觉得那儿很不错，今年我也要去那儿一趟。”

First he went to Madrid and stayed in a small hotel for a few days. On the first morning he went out for a walk. In England people drive on the left, but in Spain they drive on the right. Nat forgot about this, and while he was crossing a busy street, a bicycle knocked him down.

他首先去了马德里，在一家小旅馆呆了几天。第一天上午，他出去逛逛。在英国，人们是靠左行驶，但在西班牙是靠右。兰特忘记了这点。他在过一条车辆拥挤的街道时，被一辆自行车撞倒在地。

Nat lay on the ground for a few seconds and then he sat up and said: "Where am I?" An old man was selling maps at the side of the street, and he at once came to Nat and said，..said, Map of the city, sir?"

兰特在地上躺了几秒钟，然后坐起来说:“我这是在哪儿?”一位老人正在街道旁边卖地图，他立即走到兰特跟前说:“买张交通图，先生?”

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业余爱好(中英)

On my first day of law school at den Paul university in Chicago，our professor instructed us to write down our name, phone number and hobbies, he explained that he wanted the information so he could notify us of any changes in class time or assignments.

我在芝加哥德保罗大学法学院上学的第一天，教授让我们写下自己的姓名，电话号码和业余爱好。他解释说他想了解这些信息，这样万一上课的时间有变动或者有什么作业，他就可以通知我们。

"So why do you want our hobbies?" one student asked.

“那么你为什么要知道我们的业余爱好呢?”一名学生问道。

"I'll give these sheets back to you at the end of the year,” he said. "This way you can remember what you used to do when you had free time.”

“我会在这一学年结束时将这些东西还给你们。”他说，“这样你们就能想起过去有空闲的时间都曾做些什么。”