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关于经典英文小笑话带翻译篇1

Just Sew the Buttonhole

我只把扣眼儿给缝上了

Husband: Did you sew the button on my shirt, darling?

丈夫：你给我把扣子缝好了吗，亲爱的?

Wife: No, dear. I couldn't find the button, so I just sewed up the buttonhole.

妻子：没有，亲爱的。我找不到扣子，所以我只把扣眼儿给缝上了。

关于经典英文小笑话带翻译篇2

"All the kids make fun of me," the boy cried to his mother, "They say I have a big head."

“所有的孩子都拿我开玩笑，”小男孩哭着跟妈妈说：“他们说我长了一个大脑袋。”

"Don't listen to them," his mother comforted him, "You have a beautiful head. Now stop cryingand go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes."

“别听他们的，”他妈妈安慰说：“你的脑袋长得很漂亮。好了，别哭了，去商店买10磅土豆来。”

"Where's the shopping bag?"

“购物袋在哪?”

"I haven't got one, use your hat."

“我没有购物袋，就用你的帽子吧。”

关于经典英文小笑话带翻译篇3

"May I borrow your record player tonight ?" a man asked his neighbour .

“今晚我可以借用以下你的唱机吗?”一个人对他的邻居说道。

"Sure . Do you want to listen to some music?"

“当然可以，你也想听听音乐吗?”

"No ." he answered ." Tonight I want to have some peace and quiet."

“不，”他回答道，“今晚我想安安静静地休息一下。”