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关于经典英语笑话带翻译篇1

A man went to the police office wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before."You will get your chance in court." said the Desk Sergeant.

一个人来到警察局想和昨天潜入他家偷盗的贼聊聊，警察告诉他说，“你在法庭上会有这个机会的。”

"No, no, no." said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years."

“不，不，不”，这个人说，“我就是想知道他是如何做到潜入我家并且还能不惊醒我的老婆，我已经努力好多年了都没能做到这点。”

关于经典英语笑话带翻译篇2

An offender was brought to trial before a judge. The judge asked him, "What is the crime you have committed?"

有个犯人被带到法官面前审案，法官问他：“你犯了什么罪?”

The offender said, "I went shopping too early during the New Year."

犯人说：“因为我在新年时，太早去采购了。”

The judge said, "This is not a crime! Is there a mistake, perhaps? So how early did you go shopping?"

法官说：“这不是罪呀!可能是弄错吧?那你多早去采购呢?”

He answered, "The shop was not yet open for business, and I was already inside."

他说：“商店还没开门，我就已经进去了。”

关于经典英语笑话带翻译篇3

A man called a lawyer and asked, “How much would you charge me to answer three questions?” The lawyer said, “$400 dollars!”

有个人打电话给律师，问道：“你回答三个问题的收费是多少钱?律师回答说：「四百美元。”

And the man said, “That’s a lot of money, isn’t it?”

这个人说：“这要不少钱，不是吗?”

The lawyer said, “I guess so. What’s your third question?”

律师回答说：“我想是吧!你的第三个问题是什么?”